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VLF'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to communicate at a frequency detectable only by the carpet. Carwin went VLF'd and addressed the floor about the evening's arrangements. VLIW'd adj. Too drunk to execute one instruction at a time, and therefore attempting them all together. Donvan became VLIW'd and ordered pudding, a taxi, and forgiveness simultaneously. VLJ'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting a short private flight between the tables. Hurr went VLJ'd and made an energetic approach to the nearest empty chair. VLM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a very low mass beneath the table. Derck was VLM'd before the meal arrived and contributed almost no weight to the conversation. VLOC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of carrying a dense cargo of grievances from one room to another. Sreeya became VLOC'd and transported her complaints bodily towards the bar. VLOP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of making one online opinion available to everyone present. Tennile went VLOP'd and moderated the table's discussion of takeaway menus. VLOS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to maintain visual line of sight with the exit. Harsirat was VLOS'd and followed the wrong fluorescent sign towards the kitchens. VLOSE'd adj. Emboldened by drink to search the room aloud for answers no person present has entered. Leland-james went VLOSE'd and interrogated Wojciech about the nearest source of information. VLP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who resembles a person from a distance but has no useful internal structure today. Calen was VLP'd, recognisable in the hallway but unable to organise a coherent breakfast. VLQ'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and adding further digits to every account of what happened. Fushia got VLQ'd and made the journey home longer with each retelling. VLR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to recognise every face in the room as a different receptor. Halayah got VLR'd and confidently assigned everyone a new role in the argument. VLS'd adj. You are drunk and launching each new opinion vertically, with no visible preparation. Marnette went VLS'd and launched a proposal about the pub's unused chimney. VLSM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and dividing the remaining evening into increasingly specific compartments. Shammond got VLSM'd and allocated separate plans for every quarter-hour after closing. VLT'd adj. Still drunk, and treating the electronic display on the fruit machine as evidence that breakfast is a winning strategy. Langdon remained VLT'd, feeding coins into the air-conditioning timer before breakfast. VLTI'd adj. Softened by drink into a very large telescope interferometer, combining several poor observations into one route home. Vangie was VLTI'd, merging four conflicting directions into one confident walk to the station. VLU'd adj. Still drunk, and discoverable only through repeated calls from people who had been waiting outside. Dierdre was VLU'd somewhere behind the pub, while Cheila traced her location by increasingly hopeful phone calls.