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vasotribed adj. You are drunk and applying an angiotribe's ruthless compression to every conversation that approaches you. Bayrem went vasotribed and squeezed the life from an innocent discussion of crisps. vasovasorrhaphied adj. Of a drinker: the evening's severed threads have been laboriously stitched together, usually with another round. Ayelet was vasovasorrhaphied and reunited two conversations that had never met.
vasovasostomied adj. Of a drinker who has partially reversed every sensible decision made before closing time. Amelianne went vasovasostomied and reopened the question of a final half. vasovesiculectomied adj. Describing a drinker who has removed the useful parts of an evening and retained only the fluid. Tulio became vasovesiculectomied and contributed nothing beyond a succession of pints. vasquined adj. A drinker who has acquired the formal air of an old frock and refuses to sit down. Javiyon stood vasquined beside the jukebox, arranging his coat like a court garment. vassal stated adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the pub's authority unmistakably clear, then submitted to it. Adryn grew vassal stated and announced the landlord's supremacy before buying another round. vassal-in-chiefed adj. The drunkenness of one who commands the bar's obligations while personally unable to find the door. Wasim went vassal-in-chiefed and appointed Janey keeper of his abandoned coat. vassalaged (/ˈvæsəlɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Reduced by drink to offering fealty, errands and the last pork scratching for a seat. Dodger became vassalaged and swore allegiance to Mattea's corner of the snug. vassaldomed adj. Softened by drink into accepting the landlord's word as law and the bar's floor as home. Dyasia went vassaldomed and treated Ermaline's suggestion as an official decree. vassalessed (/ˌvæsəˈlɛsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a female retainer who can identify the rightful owner of every pint. Breelyn became vassalessed and defended Yosemite's place in the queue with medieval precision. vassalhooded adj. Loosened by drink into accepting dependence, poor balance and whatever seat remains in the snug. Katilynn grew vassalhooded and let Lanyard negotiate her return journey. vassalisationed adj. Drunk and turning every companion into a subordinate, chiefly by offering to buy the next round. Anshul went vassalisationed and recruited Josedaniel to supervise the cloakroom. vassalismed adj. Emboldened by drink to establish a complete system of service around the fruit-machine corner. Zmaya went vassalismed and assigned Lyanah responsibility for all further refreshments. vassalitied adj. Slowed by drink to the condition of a subordinate who requires formal permission to cross the bar. Lynnell became vassalitied and waited for Kimmerly to approve the taxi. vassalizationed adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby person has been assigned duties beneath your temporary authority. Delphina became vassalizationed and appointed Conred treasurer of the empty crisp bowl.
vassalled (/ˈvæsəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and subordinating your evening to whoever controls the crisps. Moniece became vassalled and performed errands for Pantera's last packet of crisps.