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vaxocentrismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes your own body’s conventions seem universal and other bodies plainly defective. Avalyse was vaxocentrismed and insisted the banister was holding itself incorrectly. vaxxed adj. Having drunk enough to regard every stumble as a useful injection of momentum. Sya went vaxxed across the kitchen, each unexpected lurch carrying her towards Onyinyechukwu. vaxxered (/ˈvæksəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who supports every theory except the one explaining the missed step. Drevion became vaxxered at the staircase, while Jeilene supplied the theory and the arm. vaxxholed adj. You are drunk and loudly certain that your balance is a public-health achievement. Johnna became vaxxholed on the stairs, assuring Arizbeth that every wobble was beneficial. vaxxidented adj. A drinker who has made an unforeseen event of standing up, with the stairs serving as evidence. Jimy became vaxxidented beside the staircase, and Crowley removed the remaining obstacles. vaxxied (/væksid/) adj. Reduced by drink to documenting your own failed coordination for an audience not present. Mykerria was vaxxied beside the banister, taking Louiee's portrait between unsuccessful steps. vay-cayed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the night as a badly supervised holiday. Dommonique entered a vay-cayed condition and requested a map of the sitting room. vaycayed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted an ordinary evening into an unofficial break. Tyishia became vaycayed and declined all duties until the kettle had recovered. vayed adj. Drunk to a degree that every direction home appears equally plausible and slightly further away. Rickesha was vayed after the last round, pointing confidently towards three different taxi ranks. vayvodaed adj. Emboldened by drink to rule a minor territory, beginning with the queue for the toilets. Sudhanva became vayvodaed and appointed himself protector of the lavatory queue. vayvoded adj. Slowed by drink to the administrative pace of a provincial ruler reviewing one petition per hour. Pars grew vayvoded and considered the question of another drink at length. vaywoded adj. Drunk and governing the table with the solemnity of an obsolete provincial office. Enyia became vaywoded and appointed the salt cellar keeper of the eastern end. vazired adj. Emboldened by drink to issue ministerial instructions concerning matters plainly outside one's portfolio. Suzzanne became vazired and reorganised the queue with the confidence of a senior official. vazirshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes believing rank entitles them to the last clean mug. Joshuamichael was vazirshipped and claimed the clean mug without discussion. vbed adj. Drunk to the point where each movement is announced, classified, and imposed upon whoever is listening. Dajanay was vbed by midnight, labelling every gesture for Gennesy at the kebab shop. vbged adj. Drunk by closing time, and grinning so broadly that the pub's punctuation becomes redundant. Kayshla was vbged by closing time, smiling at the optics as though they had told a joke.