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VLWIR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to perceive the room in a long, dim wavelength and mistake the carpet for dusk. Lilliahna was VLWIR'd and described the corridor as a distant astronomical event. VM'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating as though the body were an isolated software copy. Delianys was VM'd, restarting her attempt at the stairs after every missed step. VM86'd adj. Drunk to the point where old programmes run, but only under supervision. Myrle was VM86'd and opened a conversation last used in 1998. VMA'd adj. Of a drinker who has converted the evening's excitement into an end-stage aromatic by-product. Alianys was VMA'd by midnight, metabolising the night's enthusiasm beside the snug. VMC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken clear visibility for clear judgement on the journey home. Dakota-rae was VMC'd and declared the fog irrelevant because the taxi was visible. VMD'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a medical title for the evening and practises beyond its remit. Bernardette got VMD'd and diagnosed the pub's squeaky door with chronic anxiety. VMDK'd adj. Emboldened by drink to become a complete, self-contained environment nobody else can safely alter. Amarillis went VMDK'd and insisted the spare room was now a separate operating system. VMI'd adj. Drunk to the point where your companions must manage your supplies without being asked. Leja got VMI'd and found Hildy silently replenishing his water before each further decision. VMM'd adj. Too drunk to manage the various internal processes involved in standing upright. Onaya got VMM'd and appointed Salahudeen to supervise the descent. VMO'd (/[vij ɛm ˈow]d/) adj. Still drunk, and travelling at a speed the evening's operating procedures expressly discourage. Yler was VMO'd on the walk home and treated every crossing as a runway. VMPFC'd adj. The state of being drunk and letting the kitchen's immediate reward system overrule every later consideration. Raymod was VMPFC'd and ate the garnish before locating a plate. VMT'd adj. You are drunk and consulting an internal table of possible routes before taking any of them. Quindell was VMT'd, comparing the staircase, lift and coat rack as competing routes. VN'd adj. A drinker who has assumed responsibility for the welfare of everything within reach. Melesia got VN'd and checked whether every chair had enough support. VNAR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves only a variable little fragment of the self on display. Shuana got VNAR'd and contributed one changeable syllable to every conversation. VNC'd adj. Having drunk enough to find the body's internal wiring running down the front, rather than the back. Myazia woke VNC'd, following a crooked route from bed to the bathroom. VNR'd adj. Having drunk enough to issue a polished announcement about the night, omitting the parts involving the hedge. Azury woke VNR'd and delivered a formal statement on the disappearance of her shoes.