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veganniversaried adj. You have drunk enough to celebrate a dietary anniversary that nobody else remembers recording. Tichelle got veganniversaried and raised a toast to the date she had apparently chosen. veganphobiaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed an aversion to plant-based diners, menus and unnecessary moral certainty. Bryella got veganphobiaed and crossed the room to avoid a lentil being discussed.
vegansexualed (/ˌviː.ɡənˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. You are drunk and treating a shared menu as a reliable basis for romantic selection. Zerick got vegansexualed and asked each guest whether the olives had witnessed any animal products. vegansexualitied adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the evening's romantic prospects can be sorted by reading the menu. Haslyn became vegansexualitied and assessed the room according to everyone’s supper. vegaphobiaed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken one disliked dinner choice for a personal conspiracy. Esmaie went vegaphobiaed and blamed the missing crisps on an entirely imaginary campaign. vegaquarianed adj. A drinker who has made a confident exception to a principle and forgotten to mention the fish. Ingolf became vegaquarianed and defended the seafood platter as a technicality. vegaronied adj. A drinker so far gone that imitation pepperoni appears a sound foundation for strategic planning. Inah got vegaronied and proposed using the pizza as a circular map of future opportunities. vegasited adj. The state of being drunk and confidently treating an obscure mineral as the answer to an ordinary disagreement. Talim became vegasited and settled the argument by pointing at a stain resembling a mineral specimen. vegaviided adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken to the room like a goose and regards the furniture as open water. Keath got vegaviided and advanced across the dance floor with determined, waterless dignity. vege burgered adj. Drunk enough to mistake a meatless patty for a significant moral occasion. Kacy-leigh grew vege burgered and delivered the bun a balanced assessment. vege-burgered adj. Drunk on the strength of a meatless patty, and now defending its honour from the sofa. Amato got vege-burgered and carried his supper to the sofa as though presenting evidence. vegeburgered (/ˈvɛd͡ʒiːˌbɜː(ɹ)ɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a meatless sandwich as anything but a national monument. Della became vegeburgered and saluted the counter before taking a bite. vegeculturalisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and cultivating vegetables in every available household receptacle. Mateen became vegeculturalisted and planted a spring onion in the tumbler by the sofa. vegecultured adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the kitchen windowsill as productive agricultural ground. Dewanda got vegecultured and measured the basil before fetching the glass of water. vegelated adj. Drunk by closing time, and accepting vegetable-fat chocolate as a respectable breakfast. Bono became vegelated and hid the chocolate beside the kettle for the morning after.
vegephobiaed adj. Still drunk, and refusing the peas with the quiet conviction of someone facing a serious threat. Zacharian was vegephobiaed and negotiated around every pea on the dinner plate.
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