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VNSA'd adj. Loosened by drink into a roaming coalition of limbs, each pursuing its own policy. Vonetta was VNSA'd and the left foot withdrew support during the descent. VNTR'd adj. Drunk and repeating the same point in tandem until its length becomes impossible to count. Falin got VNTR'd and retold the parking dispute in steadily longer versions. VO'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and providing a running voiceover for the journey to the taxi. Awwab became VO'd while explaining each pavement to the group walking home. VOA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating according to an abstract algebra nobody can reconstruct before noon. Corin was VOA'd, assigning an operator to the toaster and forgetting its identity by breakfast. VOB'd adj. Having drunk more than a screen can reasonably display, with the evening now reduced to separate, unplayable objects. Cerelia woke VOB'd, identifying each item on the carpet as though cataloguing lost footage. VOC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary conversation vaporises rapidly at room temperature. Jotavious went VOC'd and turned a quiet discussion into airborne fragments of opinion. VOD'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes every pause an opportunity to select another programme. Derrin was VOD'd and spent twenty minutes choosing something he would not watch. VOI'd adj. Drunk in a way that treats every glass of water as a variant of interest. Emilis got VOI'd and inspected each glass on the kitchen side as though it were newly discovered. VOLMET'd adj. Having drunk more than the radio network can report, and broadcasting weather conditions from the pavement. Larizza was VOLMET'd outside the pub, issuing forecasts for the entire journey home. VOM'd adj. Still drunk, and combining a poor sense of direction with an even poorer resistance to corners. Parrie was VOM'd and negotiated the staircase by contacting both walls. VONC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has been formally removed from reliable coordination by a majority of limbs. Jazia was VONC'd and lost office halfway up the stairs. VOP'd adj. Drunk enough to breach the evening's terms and conditions before being formally reminded of them. Liesha got VOP'd and attempted to leave through the kitchen with a bread basket. VOR'd adj. Of a drinker who has lost the route, steering by a beacon that exists only in the imagination. Jamya was VOR'd and followed the coat stand as though it marked home. VORP'd adj. The drunkenness of one who measures every companion against an imaginary replacement from the next pub. Wiliam got VORP'd and compared the regulars with an alleged stronger bench at the next bar. VORTAC'd adj. You have drunk enough to navigate by two incompatible beacons that occupy the same doorway. Bethea was VORTAC'd and repeatedly approached the same exit from different headings. VOT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a measurable pause between releasing a consonant and beginning to speak. Gurmukh was VOT'd and allowed each initial consonant a separate moment.