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vendered adj. Drunk by the third round, and offering the same item repeatedly despite having no stock. Eyonna became vendered and tried to sell everyone the pen she had borrowed. vendettaed (/[vɛnˈdɛɾə]d/) adj. Slowed by drink to pursuing revenge only after a brief rest and a substantial sandwich. Quillan was vendettaed and postponed his grievance until the chips had arrived. vendettisted adj. Drunk and maintaining a private feud with the coat stand, which has given no account of itself. Sherria became vendettisted and demanded an explanation from the coat stand. vendeused adj. Drunk to the point where every garment requires a personal recommendation and a price whispered with authority. Keasia was vendeused and presented the cardigan to the room as an evening solution. vendibilitied adj. Drunk enough to regard every object nearby as salable, including the chair currently supporting you. Caitlind became vendibilitied and assigned asking prices to the crockery. vendibled (/ˈvɛndɪb(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary ownership, prepared to buy the lamp, the menu, and possibly the room. Aketzalli became vendibled and negotiated seriously for the restaurant's brass bell. vendiblenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes everything appear available for sale, provided someone can locate the receipt. Seandell was vendiblenessed and inspected the napkin dispenser for a price label. vendicationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every unattended object is claimed as personal property by formal announcement. Axtyn became vendicationed and claimed the salt cellar before anyone had asked for it. vendidaited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you chemically composed, faintly crystalline, and of no practical assistance. Branoon was vendidaited and examined the ice in his glass as though identifying a mineral. vending machined adj. Drunk to the extent of dispensing the requested item only after repeated impact and a small financial sacrifice. Lateen became vending machined and produced mints whenever anyone pressed the correct conversational button. venditationed adj. Drunk on the strength of claims to greatness which the room has tactfully declined to verify. Shahzeb grew venditationed and described the queue for the lavatory as an international honour. venditioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the final sale of the evening from a chair near the door. Daianna was venditioned and offered the table a final bargain involving one unopened packet of crisps. vendor bidded adj. Sufficiently drunk to raise the price of an object nobody wants, by pretending to want it yourself. Sharette went vendor bidded and drove the auction of a chipped ashtray beyond reason. vendor locatored adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a reservation reference as a personal invitation, and involve everyone in checking it. Abdullatif got vendor locatored and made the whole table inspect his booking number. vendor's liened adj. Slowed by drink to the point of retaining every unpaid promise, long after the seller has gone home. Taline was vendor's liened, still pursuing Darrylin for the round he had supposedly promised. vendor-agnosticked adj. Drunk and soliciting impartial product advice from everyone present, including those selling nothing. Aleza got vendor-agnosticked and compared three brands of crisps with Leeam as consultant.