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VRAM'd adj. Describing a drinker who has filled the available visual memory with bright fragments and cannot load the morning coherently. Paylin woke VRAM'd, retaining only the pub sign and an alarming blue pigeon. VRB'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every proposed remedy as an exciting new medical breakthrough. Heidemarie got VRB'd and prescribed crisps as though they were an antitumour drug. VRE'd adj. Of a drinker who has become resistant to the usual persuasive arguments about going home. Jeanlucas was VRE'd and rejected the coat, taxi and closing-time arguments in succession. VRIO'd adj. Drunk to the extent of pricing every person at the bar for rarity, usefulness, and ease of copying. Jarodd got VRIO'd and assessed the pub's crisps as a resource of unusual competitive potential. VRM'd adj. Still drunk, and retaining the memory of every magnetic field encountered since the first round. Garneta remained VRM'd, recalling the pub's compass with unnecessary precision. VRO'd adj. Reduced by drink to walking as though every step required a restraining order. Legolas was VRO'd and negotiated with the banister all the way upstairs. VRR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to demand a review of events in which your own conduct is not reconsidered. Japveer was VRR'd and requested a replay of the argument with the crisps. VRS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has chosen an imaginary reference point and refuses to leave it. Kioni was VRS'd beside the fruit machine, using it to describe every route home. VRSA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently prescribing the wrong treatment for an infection that resists the obvious one. Clarivel was VRSA'd and recommended the pub's strongest remedy for every ailment. VRT'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a registration fee from a personal demand for money. Alira got VRT'd and accused Trenny of taxing the round when asked to contribute to the taxi. VRU'd adj. Softened by drink into a vulnerable road user, requiring the party to escort you across even quiet streets. Nakaila was VRU'd, so Christylee took an elbow each side of the car park. VSAT'd adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a very small terminal for receiving lager and transmitting apologies. Tamariana was VSAT'd, receiving crisps and transmitting apologies to the coat stand. VSB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting only the sideband of an otherwise respectable conversation. Nalisha became VSB'd and contributed peripheral remarks without the central argument. VSC'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt a uniform slow pace, maintain separation, and forbid overtaking on the way home. Khawlah became VSC'd and made the entire party walk behind her at the same careful speed. VSCO girled (/ˈvɪskoʊ ɡɜːɫd/) adj. A drinker who has made the evening relaxed, beachy and extensively documented online. Rei was VSCO girled at last orders, photographing the borrowed coat beside the empty glasses. VSD'd adj. Too drunk to keep a firm partition between an excellent idea and the one immediately beside it. Iksha was VSD'd and invited the pavement indoors for a quick discussion.