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ventriculogramed
ventrimesonned
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ventriculogramed
adj.
A drinker who presents a diagnostic picture of every questionable decision made since sunset.
Zymeire was
ventriculogramed
, and the evidence included a receipt for twelve decorative lemons.
ventriculographied
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the chambers of the evening can be mapped by the damage to the plan.
Hermina was
ventriculographied
, with each course of action visible and none advisable.
ventriculomegalied
adj.
The state of being drunk and enlarging every small decision until it requires a committee.
Shulamite became
ventriculomegalied
and treated choosing a taxi as a civic consultation.
ventriculoplastied
adj.
The condition of a drinker who repairs a damaged plan by adding another, visibly unsuitable, part.
Kawuan was
ventriculoplastied
and repaired the failed dinner with a second booking elsewhere.
ventriculoscoped
adj.
The drunkenness of one who examines every internal impulse closely before obeying it at once.
Keilie went
ventriculoscoped
and inspected the impulse to dance before doing so beside the bins.
ventriculoscopied
adj.
Reduced by drink to inspecting the mind's inner chambers with a fibre-optic certainty no one requested.
Kiaria was
ventriculoscopied
and gave the room a guided tour of her reasoning.
ventriculostomied
adj.
Softened by drink into making an opening in every boundary, particularly the one between thought and announcement.
Ilkay was
ventriculostomied
and told the entire queue why the cashier looked trustworthy.
ventriculotomied
adj.
Sharpened by drink into cutting directly through hesitation, usually towards the least defensible option.
Emma-jayne went
ventriculotomied
and cut the queue with the confidence of an appointed official.
ventriculused
(/vɛnˈtɹɪk.jəl.əsd/)
adj.
Still drunk, and treating the kitchen as a digestive chamber into which every leftover must be admitted.
Anav was
ventriculused
, spooning cold rice into himself beside the open refrigerator.
ventrifixationed
adj.
Describing a drinker who has secured a displaced middle firmly to the sofa.
Ezperanza was
ventrifixationed
to the sofa and accepted the glass of water without rising.
ventrilocutioned
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to make the glass of water appear to speak from the draining board.
Ramada became
ventrilocutioned
and asked the glass of water whether it had been waiting long.
ventriloqued
adj.
Too drunk to keep your stomach's complaints in your own voice.
Basir got
ventriloqued
and blamed the saucepan for the noise from his middle.
ventriloquismed
adj.
Having drunk enough to project every domestic objection from the nearest inanimate object.
Lenin got
ventriloquismed
and made the sofa complain about being slept on.
ventriloquisted
(/vɛnˈtɹɪl.ə.kwɪstd/)
adj.
Having drunk more than the household furniture can reasonably be expected to answer for.
Darcey-leigh became
ventriloquisted
and blamed the armchair for hiding her phone.
ventriloquyed
adj.
You have drunk enough to give the kitchen appliances opinions of their own.
Jaydamarie was
ventriloquyed
and took culinary advice from the microwave.
ventrimesonned
adj.
You are drunk and occupying the lower edge of the sofa with anatomical precision.
Jasin sat
ventrimesonned
along the sofa's front edge, guarding the water jug.
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