versabilitied
versemanned

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versabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can turn any conversation in several directions, none useful. Laryn was versabilitied and changed subjects whenever the bill appeared. versalitied adj. Reduced by drink to an ornamental beginning, with the rest still pending. Jorrin was versalitied and contributed only the first flourish of each discussion.
versalled adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a grand entrance into an otherwise ordinary paragraph. Japrice was versalled and began the announcement with unnecessary decoration. versammlinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns any gathering into a Pennsylvania German cultural observance, however unsuitable the venue. Arjenis became versammlinged and declared the buffet an important regional assembly. versanted (/ˈvɜː(ɹ)səntd/) adj. Softened by drink into a slope from which conversation proceeds gradually downhill. Brandea was versanted and slid from weather to municipal drainage. versatilenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into several possible uses, none presently required. Violar was versatilenessed and offered to repair the lamp, tap and bicycle. versatilisted adj. Loosened by drink into a specialist in whatever subject has just been mentioned. Fazeela was versatilisted and advised on plumbing despite studying music. versatilitied (/ˌvəɹsəˈtɪlɪtid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt several abilities at once, with modest results. Searra was versatilitied and sang while assembling the folding chairs. versecrafted adj. Having drunk enough to compose lines in couplets, including the instructions for getting downstairs. Kymber got versecrafted and rhymed every stair with care before missing the final one. versed (/ˈvɜːsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to speak in measured lines, with the rhyme arriving eventually. Marcelia was versed and spent four minutes rhyming ‘station’ with ‘situation’. versed cosined adj. Having drunk more than one can coordinate, with every gesture describing a different angle. Nigella went versed cosined on the stairs, turning left while the rest of her went down. versed sined adj. You have drunk enough to lose the direct route between intention and movement. Breonah was versed sined, reaching for the banister and finding the umbrella stand instead. verseleted adj. You are drunk and speaking in short, ornamental bursts, each ending before the thought does. Chadarius became verseleted and offered the barman four unfinished lines about the lavatory. versemakered adj. Of a drinker: composing elaborate lines while negotiating the stairs one careful syllable at a time. Yanrick got versemakered and turned the handrail into the subject of an extended ode. versemakinged adj. Of a drinker who has become a poetry workshop, revising each sentence before it reaches the listener. Anjail became versemakinged and edited the order of the drinks aloud for twenty minutes.
versemanned adj. Describing a drinker who produces poor poetry with the confidence of a person delivering excellent verse. Romeo went versemanned and compared the fire exit with a moonlit ship.