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versioned object based adj. Drunk to a degree that has you repeatedly checking out of the sofa and returning to it. Dawnn was versioned object based, leaving the sofa only to be restored beside the water. versioninged adj. Drunk, with the result that every similar coat, round and taxi requires a separate distinguishing label. Zyairah was versioninged in the cloakroom, assigning numbers to four indistinguishable black coats. versionisted adj. Drunk to a degree that favours one particular account of the evening, while translating all others into it. Jorgie-mae was versionisted by closing time and rendered every taxi request in the language of prose. versionitised adj. Drunk to the extent of having several incompatible plans for getting home, all currently in operation. Vernise was versionitised after last orders, with three taxis and no agreed destination. versionizered adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly preparing a new account of the evening instead of leaving it. Amber-mae was versionizered by the final round, revising the explanation for staying until closing. versipelled (/ˈvɜːsɪpɛld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to become something quite different whenever approached by a coat or doorway. Dennetta was versipelled by the cloakroom, changing direction whenever another coat appeared. versipelostatinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring chemical supervision before being released towards the coats. Dianamarie was versipelostatinned by the third round and remained under observation near the cloakroom. versiprosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking in a mixture of verse and ordinary prose about the journey home. Zakael was versiprosed outside the pub, alternating couplets with practical directions to the station. versoed adj. Still drunk, and chiefly concerned with the back of the evening: empty glasses, discarded coats and the route already taken. Kosten was versoed by breakfast, examining the reverse side of the cloakroom ticket for clues. versored adj. Sharpened by drink into a unit quaternion, with no tolerance for deviation from norm one. Pryor became versored and corrected the pub's geometry to preserve unit magnitude. verstaed adj. Loosened by drink into a Russian measure, covering rather more ground than the conversation warrants. Bayler went verstaed and measured the walk home in Russian distances. versted (/vɜːstd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake a Russian mile on foot, regardless of the weather or the hour. Westlee grew versted and set off for home by an unnecessarily Russian measure. verstehened (/və(ɹ)ˈʃteɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk and interpreting every action from its author's standpoint, thereby excusing conduct no observer would endorse. Nilani became verstehened and supplied motives for the landlord's refusal to serve another round. vert ramped adj. Drunk enough to attempt a horizontal-to-vertical transition without identifying which surface is which. Sehbaaz went vert ramped and approached the stairs as though they rose from a skating floor. vertalined adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary alertness and into the obscure alkaloidal register of botanical intoxication. Debralee became vertalined and attributed her sudden confidence to a Lythraceous compound. vertaxed adj. Drunk beyond reliable balance, yet determined to make the spinning object vertical before surrendering it. Dameyon grew vertaxed and repeatedly set the diabolo spinning upright beside the bar.