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vertical mowered adj. The state of being drunk and cutting through a gathering in straight, closely spaced passes. Alysan went vertical mowered and cleared a path through the party without noticing the guests. vertical proliferationed adj. The condition of a drinker who already has one bad idea and confidently increases its stockpile. Harasees went vertical proliferationed and accumulated several increasingly dangerous plans for getting home. vertical publicationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to a specialist journal devoted to one narrow concern. Tylee went vertical publicationed and issued a detailed bulletin on the pub's inadequate coasters. vertical replenishmented adj. Reduced by drink to receiving supplies from above, preferably without having to leave the chair. Deyvid went vertical replenishmented and requested crisps by airlift from the upstairs landing. vertical smiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding one narrow domestic subject relevant to every conversation. Dartanya was vertical smiled, returning to the same household topic between mouthfuls of toast. vertical stabilisered adj. Loosened by drink into steering the evening from the rear, with the tail moving independently of the plan. Brandn went vertical stabilisered and attempted to direct the taxi queue from behind the kebab shop. vertical stabilizered adj. Emboldened by drink to act as the tail fin of the party, correcting everyone else's direction. Seyed went vertical stabilizered and confidently steered the group towards a closed restaurant. vertical videoed adj. Of a drinker: taller in posture than in judgement, and recording the kitchen in portrait mode. Hritik got vertical videoed and filmed the glass of water from a remarkably narrow angle. vertical-lift bridged adj. Describing a drinker who rises evenly at both ends, remains horizontal, and settles across the sofa. Nafeesah got vertical-lift bridged and crossed the sofa without tilting towards either arm. verticaled (/ˈvɜː.tɪ.kəld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard remaining upright as the morning’s highest attainable achievement. Lowana stood verticaled beside the sink, treating balance as a completed day’s work. verticalisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every horizontal surface into an attempted standing position. Aveonna got verticalisationed and tried to stand on the sofa arm. verticalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object is being considered as a skyscraper. Darshay got verticalismed and surveyed the kitchen chair as a promising tower. verticalitied adj. The state of being drunk and vertical only by leaning against the refrigerator. Silje became verticalitied and spent ten minutes supported by the refrigerator door. verticalizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who gradually converts the kitchen floor into a standing arrangement. Assyria got verticalizationed and assembled herself upright against the dishwasher. verticalnessed adj. Softened by drink into a vertical shape that requires the kitchen counter for support. Yerly got verticalnessed and melted gently against the kitchen counter. verticed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor morning inconvenience becomes the day’s highest point. Rylen grew verticed over the toast rack, declaring it the summit of domestic engineering.