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Vaalied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a tourist from inland, particularly on the route to the station. Brendalyn was Vaalied and examined every street corner before committing to the walk home. Vaalpensed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every unfamiliar face for an established acquaintance, without discriminatory basis. Makila became Vaalpensed and greeted the coat stand as though longstanding correspondence had passed between them. Vacation Bible Schooled adj. You have drunk enough to organise the room into lessons, hymns and an unnecessarily formal closing ceremony. Tyris became Vacation Bible Schooled and assigned everyone a worksheet concerning responsible departure. Vacationlandered adj. You are drunk and have mistaken the evening for a seasonally restricted excursion requiring local knowledge. Toan was Vacationlandered and recommended a coastal route to a man standing beside the lavatories. Vacavillianed adj. Of a drinker: resident, apparently, in a private municipality with its own by-laws and traffic management. Thiego became Vacavillianed and imposed a one-way system on the passage to the smoking area. Vade Mecumed adj. Drunk to the point where every pocket contains a handbook, preferably consulted upside down. Ellysen was Vade Mecumed and produced a pocket manual before answering the simplest question. Vadmed adj. The drunkenness of one who has assumed command of the morning's recovery operation without being fit for duty. Arthell became Vadmed at breakfast, issuing naval instructions about toast and electrolyte drinks. Vaghelaed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted ordinary pub precedence into a hereditary constitutional principle. Kermit became Vaghelaed and claimed the best chair on grounds of entirely invented inheritance. Vaied adj. A drinker who has become plural in practice, answering questions collectively and signing nothing individually. Laquite was Vaied and referred every decision about taxis to an unseen internal committee. Vaishnavaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route through the pub appears to lead towards a higher incarnation of the same self. Marcandre became Vaishnavaed and regarded the second bar as a superior manifestation of the first. Vaishnavisted adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly returning to the same spiritual conclusion by different entrances. Kasper was Vaishnavisted and found a fresh theological doorway into the question of another round. Vaishnavited adj. The condition of a drinker who has elevated repetition into doctrine and regards disagreement as a temporary incarnation. Jancarlo was Vaishnavited, restating the taxi proposal as though each version improved its authority. Vaishyaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced all social relations to transactions, preferably settled in drinks. Shantrice became Vaishyaed and offered the table a complicated exchange involving crisps and future favours. Vaisyaed adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating every ordinary courtesy as a commercial arrangement of uncertain solvency. Zanobia grew Vaisyaed and proposed a reciprocal loan of the umbrella, subject to substantial amendments. Vajraed adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement is both a thunderbolt and a sacred object. Gidgette became Vajraed and settled a dispute about taxis with ceremonial certainty. Vakkaligaed adj. Of a drinker: gradually converting one uncomplicated arrangement into several related ones. Henry-joe was Vakkaligaed and divided the bill into a family of smaller bills.