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vestiphobiaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard clothing as an administrative error. Kindric became vestiphobiaed and treated his discarded jacket as an impediment to serious discussion. vestipitanted adj. You have drunk enough to oppose nausea selectively while retaining an interest in the treatment of tinnitus. Charna was vestipitanted and prescribed calm, experimentally, to the entire smoking area. vestitoled adj. You are drunk and extracting a Brazilian red-propolis compound from the evening’s least relevant detail. Phillippe became vestitoled and identified the bar’s red garnish as a potentially significant isoflavonoid. vestitoned adj. Of a drinker: chemically specific, hydroxylated, and no longer suited to ordinary conversation. Odilon was vestitoned and described the cocktail in terms better reserved for a laboratory report. vestitured (/ˈvɛstɪstjʊəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a botanical covering, usually from contact with the carpet. Darrianna became vestitured after spending sufficient time among the carpet’s miscellaneous fibres. vestlessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has misplaced the intervening garment and sees no administrative urgency in its recovery. Yejun was vestlessnessed and conducted the remainder of the evening without the missing layer. vestleted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you small, sleeveless, and looking for the jumper you removed. Denislav woke small and sleeveless, thoroughly vestleted, beside the radiator and one unclaimed shoe. vestmented (/ˈvɛstməntd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning finds you dressed for an office you neither hold nor remember attending. Jesha appeared vestmented at breakfast, solemnly buttoned into a robe with no apparent authority. vestocked adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a long black strip of cloth hanging to the waist and no recollection of acquiring it. Galaxie woke vestocked, with the black cloth trailing into the cold tea. vestoided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming irregular, stony, and difficult to distinguish from the garden ornaments. Kalita spent the morning vestoided, motionless beside the flowerpots and faintly green. vestried (/ˈvɛstɹid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which the spare room becomes a changing room, storeroom, and venue for an unnecessary meeting. Ricca woke vestried among folded clothes, hymn books, and the remains of a late-night agenda. vestry clerked adj. Drunk since last orders, and keeping meticulous accounts of glasses nobody else remembers ordering. Calieb arrived vestry clerked, listing yesterday's drinks beside the parish accounts. vestrydomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to govern the household through committees, minutes, and adjournments. Alshawn woke vestrydomed and called a meeting about the distribution of the remaining toast. vestryismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every domestic disagreement as a matter for parish administration. Kanijha became vestryismed overnight, filing the argument about the kettle under correspondence. vestrymanned adj. Still drunk, and sitting in judgement on the kitchen's accounts, furniture, and general governance. Batuhan was vestrymanned by breakfast, auditing the milk and questioning the chair's authority. vestrymanshipped adj. Too drunk to stand, but still claiming the authority, duties, and ceremonial importance of a parish office. Brene was vestrymanshipped on the sofa, issuing rulings about who had used the last clean mug.