veteranessed
vetispiraned

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veteranessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard past service as evidence of present competence. Banreet became veteranessed and volunteered to repair the pub's leaking tap. veteranned (/[ˈvɛ.t̬ə.ɹən]d/) adj. Still drunk, and drawing on long experience to make the wrong decision with authority. Rexanne was veteranned and gave the barman detailed advice on pouring water.
veterationed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake gradual decline for a deliberate change of policy. Raelinn grew veterationed and retired from dancing while claiming strategic maturity. veterinarianed (/ˌvɛt(ə)ɹəˈnɛɹ.i.ənd/) adj. Having drunk more than qualifies one to diagnose every animal, including the landlord's coat. Johnchristian got veterinarianed and examined the pub dog for signs of homesickness. veterinarianismed adj. You have drunk enough to treat every household difficulty as a case requiring specialist care. Morrel was veterinarianismed and recommended a quiet kennel for the troublesome umbrella. veterinaried (/ˈvɛtɪnɹid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish household maintenance from a case requiring professional examination. Madella became veterinaried and inspected the sofa cushions for signs of distress. veterinary hospitaled adj. Of a drinker: inclined to admit every damaged object for observation and chargeable treatment. Jethero became veterinary hospitaled and placed three broken umbrellas in the spare room. veterinary medicined adj. Describing a drinker who applies elaborate remedies to creatures and objects that merely need leaving alone. Vittoria became veterinary medicined and treated the coat stand's apparent lameness. veterinary scienced adj. A drinker so far gone that every problem appears measurable, diagnosable and probably furry. Gavino became veterinary scienced and recorded the cat's refusal to leave as a behavioural syndrome. veterinary surgeoned adj. The state of being drunk and prepared to operate on anything with a visible fault. Jaimie-lee got veterinary surgeoned and reached for scissors to repair the landlord's tie. veterinary technicianed adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches every minor defect with instruments and misplaced precision. Paola became veterinary technicianed and measured the pub cat's blanket with a ruler. vethed adj. The drunkenness of one who accepts compulsory labour as a reasonable solution to a staffing shortage. Dawanna got vethed and volunteered everyone at the table for unpaid cellar work. vetigastropoded adj. Reduced by drink to a slow, low creature, proceeding confidently along the nearest wet surface. Yarisbel became vetigastropoded and followed the condensation trail beneath the bar. vetispiradiene synthased adj. Sharpened by drink into an efficient catalyst for turning ordinary plans into chemical complications. Kertina became vetispiradiene synthased and converted a quiet supper into an overnight expedition. vetispiradiened adj. Softened by drink into a winding, aromatic certainty that circles back on itself. Oshane got vetispiradiened and delivered the same fragrant explanation from several directions.
vetispiraned adj. Loosened by drink into a resinous confidence that clings to every abandoned plan. Wyllow got vetispiraned and left a persuasive trail of promises around the pub.