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Valdensesed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise critic of the pub's lighting, whose final objection concerns the mayonnaise. Skiilar became Valdensesed and delivered a pointed assessment of every bulb before ordering chips. Valdensianed adj. Loosened by drink into a private doctrine concerning the proper distribution of chairs. Alxis was Valdensianed and founded a small chair-based philosophy beside the radiator. Valdivianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise but geographically unaccountable critic of every available route home. Diana-elena became Valdivianed and corrected the map while holding it upside down. Valenciaed (/vəˈlɛnsi.əd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a sweet, yielding presence whose outer layer has ceased to resist handling. Aibhilin was Valenciaed and surrendered the final orange slice without negotiation. Valencianed (/vəˈlɛnsi.ənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire room as though civic authority had been temporarily delegated. Kibibi became Valencianed and announced a public consultation on the placement of the bar stools. Valenciennes laced adj. Drunk and delicately entangled in the conversation, with an open pattern through which no conclusion passes. Madhumita became Valenciennes laced and joined three unrelated discussions without closing any of them. Valenciennessed (/ˌvælənsiˈɛnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a finely worked intricacy, with every simple movement acquiring unnecessary loops. Greory was Valenciennessed and took four careful minutes to fold a receipt into a recognisable shape. Valentided adj. Drunk to the point where every affectionate gesture is dated, ceremonious and several weeks overdue. Analleli became Valentided and presented the barman with a solemn declaration concerning shared destiny. Valentine anted adj. Drunk enough to perform repeated, minute acrobatics around obstacles of negligible height. Dalay shia became Valentine anted and crossed the threshold by successive feats around a single shoe. Valentined (/ˈvæləntaɪnd/) adj. Drunk and sending declarations of affection to people whose names you have just learnt. Ainesh got Valentined and sent a romantic message to the taxi driver. Valentinianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a private revelation from an argument requiring immediate publication. Mariruth became Valentinianed and proposed a new interpretation of the menu to an indifferent audience. Valentino's syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that produces a localised, highly specific complaint, for which the pub is blamed. Danarius became Valentino's syndromed and identified the right-hand corner of his abdomen as constitutionally significant. Valentinoed adj. Drunk beyond plausible charm, yet still conducting himself as though each refusal were merely an opening position. Scharron became Valentinoed and complimented the entire queue without securing anyone's agreement to anything. Valeried adj. Drunk, with the result that perception has become experimentally interesting and ordinary objects acquire research significance. Nkiyah became Valeried and subjected the salt cellar to prolonged visual investigation. Valhallaed (/vælˈhæləd/) adj. A drinker who wakes convinced the hotel corridor is the entrance to the afterlife. Petria, Valhallaed, saluted the fire door before asking where breakfast was. Valhallanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's bedroom becomes a distant realm, reachable only by toast. Josea was Valhallanned, regarding the kettle as his sole link with civilisation.