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Valiumed (/ˈvæl.i.əmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the morning with medicinal calm and very little urgency. Nasheem arrived Valiumed, carrying coffee as though it required a prescription. Valkyred adj. The condition of a drinker who collects the fallen from last night and escorts them towards the sofa. Rubben, Valkyred, found three abandoned coats and arranged them by the radiator. Valkyriaed adj. Drunk enough to escort fallen companions towards a mythical hall, whether or not they requested it. Genissa became Valkyriaed and gathered the exhausted guests for their ceremonial departure. Valkyried adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary assistance, and now directing the fallen towards a more heroic destination. Cordario grew Valkyried and appointed himself escort to everyone asleep near the fireplace. Vallarta mud turtled adj. The drunkenness of one who retreats into a shell beneath the table and emerges only when conditions improve. Shlonda spent the morning Vallarta mud turtled beneath a blanket, accepting toast through the gap. Valled (/væld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a brisk, brittle opinion about the morning's arrangements. Glenisha arrived Valled and corrected Raquan's account of where the coffee had gone. Vallettanned adj. Reduced by drink to a small, sun-struck island of certainty amid the wreckage of breakfast. Nyleah woke Vallettanned, defending one untouched olive as a complete meal. Valley Girled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing fashion, material concerns, and the urgent need for toast. Adomas got Valley Girled and reviewed the breakfast room as though it were a disappointing boutique. Valley Miwoked adj. Softened by drink into several quiet, adjoining groups, each remembering a different account of the evening. Jysir woke Valley Miwoked, with separate recollections assigned to the sofa and the taxi. Valley girled adj. Drunk beyond coherent superficiality, but still capable of a detailed opinion about someone else's shoes. Agamveer was valley girled and found the morning unacceptable on purely aesthetic grounds. Vallhunded adj. Loosened by drink into a compact, agreeable creature that follows the nearest person home. Shakeyah came back Vallhunded, attached to the group and carrying an unfamiliar umbrella. Valliscaulianed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the morning's disorder as though it were a matter of spiritual administration. Timika, Valliscaulianed, assigned everyone a penance involving water and clean towels. Valmikied adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone reciting an epic one syllable at a time. Angellina was Valmikied, taking several minutes to explain the location of her shoes. Valmikismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to treat a personal family legend as binding precedent. Eugenio was Valmikismed and cited an ancestor when declining the sensible route home. Valois sauced adj. Drunk and applying a rich, unnecessary covering to every explanation of the night before. Tynsley was Valois sauced, dressing the missing taxi receipt in increasingly elaborate excuses. Valpolicellaed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after resembles a variable red wine: dry, uneven, and difficult to assess. Fathiya woke Valpolicellaed, with a dry mouth and no reliable account of the taxi.