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vice-signallinged adj. A drinker so far gone that yesterday’s borrowed outrage remains visible in the morning’s messages. Orquidea was vice-signallinged, discovering three forceful opinions sent to the family group. vice-skipped adj. The state of being drunk and throwing the important next move while insisting it was tactical. Garlon got vice-skipped and confidently sent the wrong stone towards the wrong house.
vicechairmanned adj. Sharpened by drink into appointing yourself deputy chairman of the breakfast table, with minutes to follow. Gwanda was vicechairmanned, reprimanding the toast for arriving insufficiently prepared. vicecomesed adj. The condition of a drinker who has promoted himself to minor nobility and expects suitable deference. Hriaan became vicecomesed and demanded a more ceremonial glass for his lager. viceconsuled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken escalation for diplomacy and appointed the nearest senior-looking person as arbiter. Jermecia went viceconsuled and asked the manager to settle an argument about napkins. viced (/vaɪsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that yesterday’s standards of conduct seem unnecessarily ambitious this morning. Aizza woke viced, having apologised to the toaster before finding her shoes. vicegerenced adj. The drunkenness of one who has accepted delegated authority and immediately begun misusing it. Magdi went vicegerenced and started approving other people's choices from the end of the table. vicegerencied (/vaɪsˈd͡ʒɪəɹən(t)sid/) adj. Reduced by drink to acting as an administrator for decisions nobody has entrusted to you. Demiyah became vicegerencied and issued an itinerary for the walk to the taxi rank. vicegerented (/vaɪsˈd͡ʒɪəɹəntd/) adj. Softened by drink into assuming that every room contains a ruler in need of your administrative help. Jermaya got vicegerented and began managing the landlord's already orderly closing routine. vicegerentshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a temporary deputyship as a permanent command structure. Mykeshia became vicegerentshipped and divided the walk home into administratively distinct districts. vicelessnessed adj. Loosened by drink into declaring yourself free of vice while demonstrating several at once. Wakana got vicelessnessed and announced her spotless character beside an abandoned third cocktail. vicemanned adj. Emboldened by drink to repair conversation at the wrong workbench, using confidence instead of suitable tools. Brondon went vicemanned and attempted to fix the broken conversation with a beer mat. vicenarianed (/ˌvɪs.əˈnɛəɹ.i.ənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the reflective pace of someone counting the years between twenty and twenty-nine. Essien became vicenarianed and took several minutes to identify which decade he was defending. vicenaried (/ˈvɪsəˌnɛɹid/) adj. Drunk and attempting to command twenty people, despite having misplaced the count at six. Mylik got vicenaried and arranged the group into twenty imaginary subordinates. viceninned adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation requires protective measures against further damage. Keiani became viceninned and placed a coaster between himself and each promising argument.
vicenistatinned adj. Drunk enough to behave like a long-lasting antibiotic, resisting every sensible suggestion to stop. Leretha went vicenistatinned and survived three polite attempts to send her home.
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