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victim-blaminged adj. Having drunk enough to explain every pub mishap by examining the conduct of whoever suffered it. Reyne was victim-blaminged and questioned the injured man’s choice of footwear. victimaged adj. You have drunk enough to become the morning’s unquestionable casualty, regardless of the evidence. Jakhy was victimaged by midnight, asleep beside the fruit machine with his pint intact. victimaried adj. Drunk to the point where you undertake the solemn office of dispatching a ceremonial victim, then lose the knife. Aireon became victimaried and appointed himself priest, though he could not find the kitchen drawer. victimationed adj. Drunk enough to turn every minor inconvenience into a formal case of personal mistreatment. Haajarah grew victimationed when the barmaid moved her glass two inches to the left. victimed (/ˈvɪktɪmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and adversely affected by every chair, doorway and unattended glass. Briele was victimed by the coat stand, which she claimed had moved during the evening. victimhooded adj. Drunk past the point of being wrong, and into the dignified conviction that the evening has wronged you. Noey became victimhooded when nobody applauded the second account of his journey home. victimisationed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary inconveniences acquire the moral gravity of deliberate exploitation. Amy became victimisationed when her preferred chair was occupied by a handbag. victimisered adj. Drunk to the extent of making a harmless request sound like an organised campaign against you. Maryellen became victimisered when asked to keep her singing below operatic volume. victimismed adj. Drunk beyond adopting the injured expression usually reserved for a constitutional crisis. Crystall grew victimismed after being asked to share the last sausage roll. victimisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every refusal sound like an attack on your character. Aile became victimisted when the taxi driver requested payment before departure. victimizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts being overlooked into an event of calculated oppression. Pepe grew victimizationed when the barman served two people who had arrived later. victimizered adj. Drunk on the strength of grievances which, under examination, consist chiefly of being contradicted. Naadira was victimizered after someone questioned the historical accuracy of her toast. victimless crimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and committing a prohibited act whose only injured party is the carpet. Simmon became victimless crimed while attempting to leave through the locked side door. victimlessnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and causing no direct harm except to the dignity of the proceedings. Tonay was victimlessnessed, delivering a speech that offended nobody because nobody understood it. victimologied (/ˌvɪktɪˈmɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Still drunk, and producing elaborate theories about why the evening repeatedly selects you for embarrassment. Blakney became victimologied and mapped the route by which every joke had reached him. victimologisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting field research into why certain people attract the bar's sympathy. Kanavis grew victimologisted and interviewed three strangers about their unfortunate choice of taxi.