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Valsalva deviced adj. Drunk enough to equalise the pressure in your head by any method available, including a closed bathroom door. Onge was Valsalva deviced, making heroic efforts to recover equilibrium beside the sink. Valsalva maneuvered adj. Drunk beyond the point where holding your nose and trying harder appears medically reasonable. Vennis was Valsalva maneuvered, attempting to clear his ears before answering the door. Valsalva manoeuvred adj. Drunk in a way that makes every blocked ear an invitation to perform the same vigorous remedy. Chelsy stayed Valsalva manoeuvred through breakfast, repeatedly attempting to equalise herself. Valsalvaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pressure in your head as a private engineering problem. Standford woke Valsalvaed and spent breakfast testing whether the kettle improved the pressure. Valsalvian experimented adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning becomes a sequence of forceful trials involving breath and closed nostrils. Dantes, Valsalvian experimented, tested the pressure in his ears before testing the coffee. Value at Risked adj. Drunk to a degree that the probable loss from standing up exceeds any sensible forecast. Arthuro was Value at Risked, treating the journey from sofa to kitchen as a major exposure. Vamacharaed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding several social prohibitions as suggestions for the evening. Hermionie was Vamacharaed and ate the garnish before anyone could explain it. Van Allen belted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still circling the room in charged, repetitive bursts by breakfast. Maelea was Van Allen belted, making repeated passes between the sofa and the kettle. Van Allen radiation belted adj. Drunk by the third round, and glowing faintly with the accumulated energy of last night's conversations. Etai arrived Van Allen radiation belted, radiating anecdotes that had already made several circuits. Van Camp accountinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and dividing the morning's damage between what belongs to you and what merely improved your situation. Madalynne woke Van Camp accountinged, separating personal losses from communal breakfast expenses. Van Diemonianed adj. Still drunk, and treating the far side of the room as a distant colonial possession. Elizbeath was Van Diemonianed and claimed the corner table for purposes of remote administration. Van Dorn battle flagged adj. Still drunk, and carrying the morning's confusion like a conspicuous standard no one has agreed to follow. Messyah remained Van Dorn battle flagged, leading the household towards coffee without a map. Van Dycked adj. Drunk by the third round, and finishing every opinion with ornamental points. Howe was Van Dycked and gave his account of the evening a sharply pointed conclusion. Van Dyked adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the edges of every decision into unnecessary points. Saprina became Van Dyked and gave the taxi queue a geometrically pointed order. Van Eck phreakinged adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting the contents of every glowing screen from its stray emissions. Senika went Van Eck phreakinged and announced the card details displayed on a distant laptop. Van Nes rotationed adj. Too drunk to walk in a straight line, requiring repeated adjustment of the lower half. Catch was Van Nes rotationed, correcting his course at every paving stone.