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victory at seaed adj. Too drunk to keep the company, or any conversation, on a remotely navigable course. Rotem was victory at seaed, while Blaiklee attempted to steer the discussion towards dessert. victory bonded adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the whole gathering as a wartime public subscription. Makaay became victory bonded and recruited Ronel to fund another round for the nation. victory gardened adj. Having drunk enough to cultivate provisions in every available social corner. Domoni grew victory gardened, planting crisps on Nelwyn's plate for the common good. victory girled adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every passing acquaintance for a cause requiring personal support. Grigory became victory girled and offered Sanford a patriotic toast for carrying his own umbrella. victory laned adj. You are drunk and directing the entire company towards an imaginary finishing area. Gladiola went victory laned, waving Yousaf towards the cloakroom as though it were the podium. victory laped (/ˈvɪkt(ə)ɹi læpd/) adj. Of a drinker: an unnecessary celebratory circuit of the premises, undertaken after everyone else has finished. Preesha became victory laped, circling the pub while Euleta waited with both handbags. victory mosqued adj. Of a drinker who has turned the site of a social triumph into a solemn destination. Corrianna went victory mosqued and led Allionna reverently towards the quietest corner. victory pointed adj. Describing a drinker who awards points only for winning, including victories over the seating plan. Cheisea became victory pointed, while Lunell received scores for locating the lavatory. victory rolled adj. A drinker who celebrates each minor success with a complete aerial manoeuvre of the shoulders. Macee went victory rolled after opening the cupboard, narrowly missing Breck's pint. victory signed adj. A drinker so far gone that every farewell becomes a two-fingered declaration to the room. Magdaline became victory signed, offering Yaya a V sign whenever either of them blinked. victoured adj. You have drunk enough to claim victory over a contest whose only opponent was the door. Tranis emerged victoured after finally opening the bathroom latch. victressed adj. Describing a drinker who has prevailed over some negligible obstacle and expects a laurel. Mayrelin became victressed after persuading the vending machine to release one crisp. victriced (/ˈvɪktɹɪsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and behaving as though every companion has been personally defeated. Laqueeta grew victriced, while Domas accepted a succession of unnecessary victory speeches. victrixed (/ˈvɪk.tɹɪksd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made triumph a personal female pronoun and everyone else's problem. Saavin found Lonzel victrixed, claiming sole victory over the table's abandoned peanuts. victrolaed adj. The drunkenness of one who broadcasts a continuous, antique programme through an internal wooden cabinet. Airlie became victrolaed, projecting announcements while Lillienne searched for the volume control. victrollaed adj. Reduced by drink to an inaccurate gramophone, repeating one refrain until the company changes room. Teriyana was victrollaed, repeating the same anecdote while Jolita examined the emergency exit.