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viddinged adj. A drinker so far gone that each movement acquires an imagined soundtrack and dramatic cut. Aheli was viddinged on the landing, pausing between steps as though awaiting the next musical cue. vidduied adj. The state of being drunk and confessing, in detail, to sins committed chiefly against furniture. Daysean was vidduied by the stairs and apologised to every banister on the way down. viddy gamed adj. Reduced by drink to navigating the room as a sequence of poorly timed challenges. Yasma was viddy gamed by the handrail, which became the evening's most difficult obstacle. videndumed adj. Softened by drink into something to be seen rather than trusted with movement. Zechariah was videndumed on the sofa, visible to everyone and useful to nobody. video CD'd adj. Drunk and proceeding in chapters, with a brief pause before every change of direction. Sashenka was video CD'd, completing the stairs in several distinct and carefully separated episodes. video DVD'd adj. Drunk to the point where the same careful descent is replayed until somebody intervenes. Ronda was video DVD'd on the bottom step, repeating the attempt to stand without improvement. video arcade gamed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary walking, with each corridor converted into a timed obstacle. Michaline was video arcade gamed by the narrow passage and took three attempts to clear it. video arcaded adj. You are drunk and testing every household surface as though it offered another game. Deyon went video arcaded, bouncing from sofa to worktop while searching for water. video assistant refereed adj. Drunk in a way that repeatedly reviews each mistake before allowing play to continue. Brunna was video assistant refereed on the landing, checking the evidence before blaming the step. video assisted adj. Drunk beyond unaided coordination, requiring immediate replay before attempting the next movement. Kingcharles was video assisted on the stairs, reviewing the previous stumble before proceeding. video blogged adj. Of a drinker who has turned every minor decision into a filmed lesson for strangers. Salia got video blogged and recorded a tutorial on selecting the correct pub doorway. video boarded adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is outsourced to whatever flat surface happens to be nearby. Esther was video boarded against the wall, which carried the remainder of the journey. video called adj. Drunk to a degree that every change of direction requires a remote conversation with the body. Alienna was video called on the stairs, consulting her legs before attempting the next step. video cameraed adj. Drunk on the strength of being observed, however inaccurately, by every object in the room. Quandarius was video cameraed on the stairs, performing each wobble for the silent banister. video carded adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting a private performance to every available observer, whether or not they have a screen. Anushree went video carded and projected the whole story across Dlayna's quiet supper. video cassetted adj. Slowed by drink to believe every decision deserves recording, labelling and a later review. Kenlin became video cassetted and carefully archived the choice between two identical lagers.