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video chatted adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding an audiovisual conversation in which neither party keeps still. Jezeniah was video chatted on the stairs, speaking to the mirror while negotiating the handrail. video clipped adj. Loosened by drink into a series of short appearances, each ending before the next round arrives. Jermir was video clipped, vanishing from the pub and reappearing beside the kebab shop. video conferenced (/ˈvɪdiəʊ ˌkɒnfəɹənsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to convene several absent friends before managing the short walk home. Carlyne got video conferenced and assembled three callers to discuss the location of her coat. video conferencinged adj. Drunk enough to conduct the departure as an arranged call involving every person still standing. Glenesha became video conferencinged and scheduled the walk home with four reluctant advisers. video datinged adj. Drunk beyond sensible conversation, and introducing yourself romantically to whoever is holding the phone. Keora became video datinged and flirted with Neisa while searching for the taxi app. video descriptioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat, doorway and departing taxi receives a detailed verbal account. Viyaan became video descriptioned and narrated the cloakroom as though broadcasting it. video dial toned adj. Drunk to the extent of ordering the journey home as though selecting entertainment on demand. Aytana became video dial toned and requested a taxi, a kebab and a documentary. video diaried adj. Drunk on the strength of recording every stage of the evening, including the search for your coat. Gerdie got video diaried and documented the taxi queue with grave attention. video door entried adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring remote assistance before admitting anyone to the house. Daaimah became video door entried and asked Thanh to identify himself at her own front door. video door-phoned adj. Still drunk, and conducting the last few yards home through a camera rather than opening the door. Chistopher was video door-phoned and asked the neighbour to prove he lived there. video doorbelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every arrival at the door as a matter for inspection. Rudolpho got video doorbelled and questioned the taxi driver through the letterbox. video doorphoned adj. Too drunk to open the door without first establishing visual contact with whoever is outside. Suzuko became video doorphoned and held a security conversation with her own taxi driver. video entryphoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the entrance system as the final official of the evening. Ayda-mae got video entryphoned and requested permission to enter her own building. video essayed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey home into a narrated sequence of evidence and reflection. Haskel became video essayed and analysed the meaning of losing his coat. video essayisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and editing every mishap into a considered argument. Huzair got video essayisted and defended missing last orders as a structural necessity. video feedbacked adj. You have drunk enough to point every conversation back at itself until the room repeats. Faatima-zahra became video feedbacked and repeated her farewell to the same departing guest.