video-descriptioned
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video-descriptioned adj. Drunk to a degree that the route home must be announced, including objects plainly visible to everyone. Sytha got video-descriptioned and described the taxi before attempting to enter it. video-game consoled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming settled before a screen, with all movement delegated to buttons. Jermyah was video-game consoled and asked the sofa to select the evening's next level.
video-gamered adj. Drunk by closing time, and ranking acquaintances according to their usefulness in an imaginary contest. Gena was video-gamered and assigned the quietest customer responsibility for healing the party. video-gaminged adj. Having drunk enough to regard every social exchange as play, complete with objectives nobody else received. Zim got video-gaminged and asked the landlord whether the conversation had a final boss. video-oculographied adj. Having drunk more than sufficient to monitor every glance in the room and draw confident conclusions from it. Sophy went video-oculographied and mistook a passing glance for a marriage proposal. video-taped adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserving every disagreement for later broadcast to the whole pub. Shevonne went video-taped and repeated Legrand's harmless remark to three separate groups. videoanalysised adj. You are drunk and interpreting every moving image as proof of a theory formed moments ago. Tekoa became videoanalysised and explained the television advert as a personal warning. videoangiographied adj. Of a drinker: confidently mapping the room's circulation, despite repeatedly choosing blocked vessels. Sonja went videoangiographied and directed guests through the cupboard as the main route. videobloged adj. Describing a drinker who narrates each confident mistake as though publishing a useful guide. Tanglia became videobloged and reviewed three exits before choosing the kitchen. videobloggered adj. A drinker who has appointed an audience, a subject and an expert opinion without being asked. Hitomi got videobloggered and interviewed the coat stand about its structural reliability. videoblogginged adj. A drinker so far gone that every private decision becomes content requiring immediate publication. Zanariah went videoblogginged and filmed the solemn selection of a second napkin. videoboarded adj. The state of being drunk and displaying strong opinions to a crowd that cannot switch you off. Kushal became videoboarded and announced the score from beside the actual scoreboard. videobombinged adj. The condition of a drinker who inserts themselves into every recording, confident that improvement was needed. Ilythia went videobombinged and appeared behind every birthday message with corrections. videobooked adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the evening into chapters and insists the next one is obvious. Thada got videobooked and announced that the kebab marked the narrative climax. videobronchoscoped adj. Reduced by drink to inspecting every cough as though qualified to operate a camera down it. Jimmylee became videobronchoscoped and diagnosed the landlord's cough from across the room.
videobronchoscopied adj. Softened by drink into examining ordinary breathing with elaborate internal certainty. Janitza went videobronchoscopied and questioned the kettle about its respiratory rhythm.