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videocalled adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a visible conversation with someone whose presence is uncertain. Decimus was videocalled by the landing, speaking earnestly to a caller who had not joined. videocamcordered adj. Loosened by drink into recording the evening with great confidence and almost no useful framing. Cebastian became videocamcordered and filmed the ceiling while describing the dance floor. videocamed adj. Sharpened by drink into believing every fleeting expression has been captured and understood. Giovan got videocamed and confidently interpreted the barman's raised eyebrow. videocameraed adj. Drunk since last orders, and recording the evening with movements too unsteady to edit. Charan was videocameraed from the bar to the stairs, capturing every obstacle at close range. videocapillaroscopied adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect tiny fluctuations in people and announce their significance. Jlee went videocapillaroscopied and diagnosed excitement from a stranger's fingertips. videocarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and transmitting balance to the wrong output device. Shoshanah was videocarded, sending every attempted step sideways into the wall. videocassette recordered adj. Drunk enough to preserve a mistake for later playback, then repeat it with confidence. Frequency became videocassette recordered and documented the wrong address twice. videocassetted adj. Drunk and replaying earlier decisions until each seems to justify the next one. Bobbetta went videocassetted and retold the taxi discussion as evidence of sound judgement. videocasted adj. Drunk past the point of private judgement and broadcasting the resulting decisions to everyone nearby. Yanari went videocasted and announced the chosen kebab order across the queue. videocastered adj. Drunk beyond discretion, with every conclusion transmitted before it has had time to improve. Jaritzi became videocastered and broadcast a confident review of the pub's plumbing. videochated adj. Sharpened by drink into recognising every reflection as a distant companion on the journey home. Shenkia became videochated and waved earnestly at the dark window all the way home. videoclassed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every poor decision into a lesson confidently delivered to pupils who are not present. Yushin got videoclassed and taught the queue how to negotiate a round. videoclipped adj. Emboldened by drink to edit the evening into brief, dramatic fragments for anyone still listening. Quishawn became videoclipped and described each coat-room incident as a separate episode. videocolonoscoped adj. Drunk, with the result that every hidden matter seems worth investigating and every finding merits announcement. Yegor became videocolonoscoped and investigated the pub's cupboards for concealed motives. videoconferenced adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home requires a formal meeting of all available opinions. Rifat got videoconferenced and held a conference call beside the taxi rank. videoconferencinged adj. Drunk past the point of leaving quietly, and into coordinating the whole party's route home. Lili-mai got videoconferencinged and assigned everyone a route from the pub.