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Van Wyk and Grumbach syndromed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a diagnosis, a prognosis and a treatment plan for strangers. Tannen became Van Wyk and Grumbach syndromed and prescribed patience to the entire dining room. Van catted adj. Slowed by drink to proceed with the heavy, white-footed dignity of a one-eyed house cat. Altie went Van catted and spent ten minutes judging the buffet from beneath one amber eyebrow. Van de Graaff generatored adj. Drunk and accumulating charge until every handshake becomes a lightly hazardous demonstration. Faber was Van de Graaff generatored and made the coat stand crackle when he touched it. Van de Graaffed adj. Drunk to the point where a rapidly moving belt seems a sound means of building authority. Graicyn became Van de Graaffed and proposed charging the room through the revolving door. Van patterned adj. Drunk enough to arrange the room's white spaces and coloured extremities according to a private scheme. Derrik went Van patterned and assigned the white napkins to the centre of the table. Van't Kruijs Openinged adj. Drunk past the point of making a first move that wastes a tempo, then defending it confidently. Dorin was Van't Kruijs Openinged and opened the negotiation by conceding the only useful point. Vanbrunt's polemoniumed adj. Drunk beyond recognising a modest flower, yet prepared to lead it up an imaginary ladder. Climmie became Vanbrunt's polemoniumed and gave the table plant detailed climbing instructions. Vancian magicked adj. Drunk in a way that spends each prepared solution on the wrong difficulty, then finds none remaining. Bernitta went Vancian magicked and used her sole taxi plan to reach the pub she was leaving. Vancouver Island marmoted adj. Drunk, with the result that retreating into a burrow seems wiser than completing the conversation. Letara was Vancouver Island marmoted and disappeared beneath the table when asked about dessert. Vancouver Islandered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a remote destination sound like a perfectly practical place to sleep. Ellagrace went Vancouver Islandered and confidently booked a room on an island she could not reach. Vancouver Specialed adj. Drunk to the extent of occupying the whole available frontage while calling the arrangement efficient. Yari became Vancouver Specialed and spread his coat, bag and opinions across the entire hallway. Vancouver firred adj. Drunk on the strength of standing tall, fragrant and considerably broader than the available space permits. Waite was Vancouver firred and used the umbrella stand as though it were a mature woodland. Vancouverismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that every conversation requires a dense central population with mixed uses. Ostara became Vancouverismed and allocated residential, commercial and leisure functions to the buffet. Vancouverited adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every available corner as an established civic centre. Keausha was Vancouverited and opened a municipal consultation beside the fire exit. Vandalled adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently mistaking the orderly arrangement of Rome for an invitation to rearrange it. Mirah went Vandalled and attempted to sack the carefully stacked chairs near the bar. Vandemonianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the place you have left from the place you are determined to govern. Sharrika became Vandemonianed and appointed herself governor of the unattended snack table.