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videokymographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and charting the vibrations of every voice in the snug. Raylyn got videokymographied and plotted the landlord's vowels with a beer mat. videolanded adj. Drunk by the third round, and living entirely in the audience for whatever is on the screen. Alvita went videolanded and applauded the weather forecast when it ended. videolaparoscopied adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting an internal inspection of the night through recorded evidence. Cajuan became videolaparoscopied and reviewed the pub's interior on his phone. videolaryngoscoped adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring a clear internal view before attempting the first word of the morning. Malillany was videolaryngoscoped, speaking into her phone while examining her own throat. videolaryngoscopied adj. Still drunk, and inspecting the throat of every conversation before attempting to join it. Teeana went videolaryngoscopied and examined each sentence before saying it. videolaryngostroboscopied adj. Too drunk to speak continuously, producing each opinion in brief, brightly observed pulses. Elajus became videolaryngostroboscopied and delivered the toast in separate flashes. videolibraried adj. Sufficiently drunk to catalogue the bar's recorded material while forgetting where the coat was left. Reme got videolibraried and arranged the pub's films by emotional importance. videolinked adj. Having drunk enough to communicate with absent acquaintances through messages requiring pictures, sound and patience. Traivon got videolinked and sent the absent landlord a tour of the empty snug. videomailed adj. Having drunk more than correspondence permits, and sending an audiovisual account of the entire round. Latayvia went videomailed and dispatched the pub's last orders as a recorded bulletin. videomakered adj. You have drunk enough to produce footage of ordinary pub business as though commissioning a documentary. Vernese got videomakered and filmed the landlord pulling a pint from several distances. videomakinged adj. You are drunk and turning every minor pub event into material for a production. Vung became videomakinged and gave the barmaid blocking instructions for the till. videomalaised (/ˈvɪd.i.əʊ.məˌleɪzd/) adj. Drunk past the point of trusting any institution, especially the one deciding whether it is time for chips. Serita became videomalaised and denounced the pub quiz as an assault on civic confidence. videomanometried adj. Drunk beyond measuring pressure in any recognised unit, though the waistband provides a provisional reading. Dreson grew videomanometried and attempted to assess the crisps by internal pressure. videomicrographed adj. Drunk in a way that renders every small movement significant, particularly the migration of a pea across a plate. Chrisinda became videomicrographed and watched one lentil cross the table with scientific concern. videomicrographied adj. Drunk, with the result that the smallest objects acquire an importance properly reserved for the cosmos. Jorga grew videomicrographied and delivered a lecture on the crumb beneath the bar stool. videomicrometered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes exact measurement possible only for the distance between the chair and the floor. Brionnah became videomicrometered and estimated the gap to the kebab shop in fractions of a centimetre.