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videomicroscoped adj. Drunk to the extent of discovering elaborate structures in the foam of a single pint. Mayko grew videomicroscoped and identified several provinces in the head of his lager. videomicroscopied adj. Drunk on the strength of evidence too small to support a conclusion, but quite sufficient to order another round. Severia became videomicroscopied and found compelling evidence in a fragment of onion skin. videomorphometried adj. Drunk since last orders, and altered in outline chiefly by the chair in which you have settled. Hermilo was videomorphometried, his posture gradually acquiring the dimensions of the armchair. videonystagmographied adj. Drunk by the third round, and recording involuntary eye movements while attempting to read the menu. Michaelpaul grew videonystagmographied and pursued the word ‘burger’ across the menu. videooculographied adj. You have drunk enough to treat every blink as evidence and every conclusion as settled. Hadid got videooculographied and accused the barman of winking conspiratorially. videophiled (/ˈvɪd.i.əˌfaɪld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and demanding the highest definition available from a puddle of spilled lager. Caroleann became videophiled and criticised the pub television for insufficient clarity during the adverts. videophiliaed adj. Still drunk, and appreciating every domestic screen with the reverence of a private cinema. Cambra was videophiliaed and applauded the weather forecast on the television above the bar. videophobiaed adj. Too drunk to tolerate television, or indeed any rectangle attempting to communicate with you. Karlyle became videophobiaed and turned the pub television towards the wall. videophoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct a two-way broadcast with someone sitting three feet away. Sheriece grew videophoned and attempted to video-call Ladedra across the same table. videophonied adj. Having drunk enough to maintain a conversation by picture and sound with the person beside you. Rapheal became videophonied and narrated his own facial expressions to Eddie. videoplanimetried adj. Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol. Taunie held a deep conversation with a fire hydrant, displaying their endearing videoplanimetried behavior. videopokered adj. You have drunk enough to treat electronic poker as a personal correspondence from fate. Jagan became videopokered and accused the machine of withholding a royal flush out of spite. videoradiographied adj. You are drunk and inspecting every transparent explanation for hidden bones, preferably those of a chicken. Cleodie became videoradiographied and examined the roast chicken for structural weakness. videorecordered adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is stored in dated fragments, chiefly doors, puddles and unfinished sentences. Julyssa woke videorecordered, listing each doorway visited as though preserving evidence. videorecordinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an archive of last night’s movements, none of them especially useful. Shamaiya was videorecordinged, retrieving every corridor but not the route home. videoreportaged adj. Of a drinker: providing continuous coverage of events which consist chiefly of finding the lavatory. Yaritssa became videoreportaged and gave Eddica a live account of the corridor.