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vielled (/viˈɛld/) adj. Drunk and producing a thin medieval sound on whatever is to hand. Benazir was vielled, drawing a bow across the edge of a menu. viellisted adj. Drunk to the point where a stringed instrument seems preferable to conversation. Carmelia was viellisted, requesting a medieval instrument from the bar staff. viennoiseried adj. Drunk enough to regard a sweet, heavy pastry as a suitable main course. Lourda was viennoiseried and ordered three pastries with quiet confidence. vierbeined adj. Drunk beyond the point where four separate parts can be made into one explanation. Mariapaz was vierbeined, describing the journey in four incompatible directions. viered adj. Drunk past the point of merely competing, and now claiming the contest personally. Christopherpaul was viered and challenged the umbrella stand to a rematch. vierlinged adj. Drunk in a way that gives every conversation four possible outcomes, none especially useful. Kristylee was vierlinged, offering four answers to a yes-or-no question. viertelled adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest measure acquires historical significance. Zaeem was viertelled and asked whether the glass represented an older unit. vietnamisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a lecture on Vietnamese history, with gestures to match. Amanveer got vietnamisted and corrected the menu pronunciation while missing the chair entirely. vieux riched (/vjø ʁiʃd/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that inherited dignity will carry you down the stairs. Georgi became vieux riched and descended three steps with the confidence of a family estate. view barred adj. Softened by drink into treating every angle of the room as equally negotiable. Ayomiposi became view barred and walked through the doorway as though it offered several options. view cameraed adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigidly focused person whose front and rear ends disagree about direction. Kiea was view cameraed, carefully framing the stairs without deciding which way to face. view from nowhered adj. Loosened by drink into describing every stumble objectively, without admitting ownership. Shareeda was view from nowhered, reporting that a person had fallen near the stairs. view from the topped adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs from above without consulting gravity. Durango became view from the topped and announced the staircase conquered before reaching it. view modelled adj. Slowed by drink to a framework of repeated poses, each intended to demonstrate stability. Teshira was view modelled, pausing at every stair to establish a new architectural position. view of frankpledged adj. Drunk and required to present yourself before witnesses, who must find nine others to vouch for your balance. Andrewjoseph was view of frankpledged, with nine friends confirming that the wobble was longstanding. view planed adj. Describing a drinker who projects each step onto a different household surface before committing to it. Ja was view planed, approaching the glass of water along several incompatible routes.