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Vandenberg catalysted adj. Sufficiently drunk to accelerate every conversation while producing increasingly elastic conclusions. Leanne went Vandenberg catalysted and polymerised a minor disagreement into a formal alliance. Vandycked adj. Still drunk, and finding ornamental points wherever a straightforward decision would have done. Narada was Vandycked and turned a simple apology into an elaborate pointed border. Vandyke bearded adj. Having drunk enough to arrange the face into a pointed argument with a moustache attached. Colisha became Vandyke bearded and defended the symmetry of his improvised facial expression. Vandyke browned adj. Having drunk more than the available colour chart can reasonably account for, and insisting the shade is deliberate. Aibhlin was Vandyke browned and selected the darkest coat as though matching a pigment. Vandyked adj. Too drunk to leave anything plain, particularly the edges of an otherwise settled decision. Jerni was Vandyked and gave the coat-check system a pointed hierarchy. Vanisted adj. You have drunk enough to support a seventeenth-century statesman with immediate and unrequested conviction. Derique went Vanisted and defended an absent politician's principles to the contents of the fruit bowl. Vanned (/vænd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single catlike resemblance, and liable to curl up somewhere warm until recovered. Sabrea woke Vanned, curled beneath the radiator and refusing breakfast without inspection. Vansittartismed adj. You are drunk and opposed to appeasement, particularly when the disputed territory is the last clean stool. Ayaniah became Vansittartismed and refused every compromise concerning the remaining chair. Vansittartited adj. Of a drinker: certain that firmness is the answer, including where nobody has proposed surrender. Keylen was Vansittartited and negotiated the return of a borrowed umbrella as a matter of national security. Vantablacked adj. Drunk past the point of reflecting on whether the kitchen light is actually on. Romulus sat beside the fridge, Vantablacked, absorbing the kitchen light without finding the switch. Vanuatuaned adj. Drunk beyond recognising the glass of water as separate from the table. Kimarri was Vanuatuaned and carefully offered the coaster a drink. Vapidianaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake repeated attempts at balance for a method of descent. Dolcie-marie was Vapidianaed and approached the stairs with the same failed plan three times. Varangianed (/vəˈɹæn.d͡ʒi.ənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the sofa defended against all attempts at relocation. Maximillian became Varangianed and held the sofa until breakfast. Varguismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every household decision acquires a policy and a ministry. Adric was Varguismed, appointing Cairn to oversee the washing-up. Varhadied adj. Drunk to a degree that conversation proceeds in a private household dialect. Dyani got Varhadied and asked the kettle whether it had locked the door. Variaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the kitchen for a fortified outpost. Atta was Variaged and defended the fridge from everyone, including himself.