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viewing coned adj. Emboldened by drink to stand where the whole room is visible, while remaining discreetly invisible to it. Kindyl got viewing coned and chose the coat queue as an excellent vantage point. viewinged (/ˈvjuːɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to complete an observation without becoming part of the scene observed. Alivianna was viewinged, watching the stairs intently while missing the bottom one. viewleted adj. Slowed by drink to occupy one small, customisable corner of the evening and refuse further rendering. Kache became viewleted beside the cloakroom, offering occasional amendments to the evening. viewphoned adj. Drunk and conducting the conversation by handset, despite standing directly beside the person addressed. Maizie went viewphoned at last orders and called across the table from three inches away. viewplaned adj. Drunk enough to treat the staircase as a projection rather than a solid object. Eulie was viewplaned, reaching the top by following its apparent vanishing point. viewplated adj. Drunk to the point where every blank surface displays an image, usually of the route home. Nuel got viewplated and studied the dark window as though it contained directions. viewpointed (/ˈvjuː.pɔɪntd/) adj. Drunk beyond selecting a sensible position from which to assess the route home. Pryor was viewpointed at closing time, judging the taxi queue from the flowerbed. viewpoints frameworked adj. Drunk in a way that organises every opinion around whichever coat is currently being worn. Ashey became viewpoints frameworked and assigned each coat a political position. viewported (/ˈvjuːpɔː(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the available view narrows to the next doorway and no farther. Regeina was viewported and regarded the pub entrance as the entire night. viewquaked (/ˈvjuːkweɪkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that sends a settled opinion about going home into sudden, drastic motion. Kaiyana viewquaked between walking and hiring a taxi until both options closed. viewscaped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the taxi rank as a vista requiring prolonged appreciation. Domeeka became viewscaped beneath the pub sign and admired the empty road. viewscreened adj. Drunk on the strength of a display, and inclined to consult it instead of the road. Elara got viewscreened and followed the map towards the wrong side of town. viewsered adj. Drunk since last orders, and functioning simultaneously as audience, commentator and user of the phone. Kaydince was viewsered, reviewing the evening online while missing the last bus. viewshafted adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding a narrow opening through the coats towards the outside world. Pleze was viewshafted, locating the exit through a gap between winter coats. viewsheded adj. Still drunk, and judging the entire journey home from the particular vantage point of the pavement. Kion remained viewsheded outside the pub, assessing the road from beside the bin. viewshipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish watching the evening from taking part in it, particularly during the journey home. Gurjot got viewshipped and watched the taxi queue as though it were a programme.