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villagedomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the settled customs of someone who owns the sofa. Khafre was villagedomed, observing the household tradition of water after midnight. villagefuled adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying enough cushions to fill a modest village. Tywon was villagefuled, with blankets and snack wrappers extending across the sofa. villagehooded adj. Still drunk, and treating the household as a settled community with a customary sofa. Montina was villagehooded, returning repeatedly to the same cushion for council. villagemanned adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without guidance, despite having been sent for water. Kyha was villagemanned and returned from the kitchen with a wooden spoon. villagemated adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard whoever shares the sofa as a lifelong neighbour. Yanay was villagemated, offering the last biscuit to a coat on the armchair. villagered (/ˈvɪlɪd͡ʒəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to address the whole pub as though it were a village green. Ozion got villagered and asked the barmaid whether the parish fete needed volunteers. villageressed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a village bus, with each answer arriving eventually. Shalease was villageressed by closing time and took ten minutes to choose a packet of crisps. villageried adj. Drunk by closing time, and distributed across the house like a district of small, sleepy settlements. Recina woke villageried, with separate blankets marking each abandoned room. villageted adj. Drunk to the point where the pub feels like a little village, complete with local disputes. Lureatha became villageted and appointed herself mediator between the jukebox and the fruit machine. villagioed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a minor act of mischief seem suitable for permanent appointment. Jermail went villagioed and promoted himself from queue-jumper to assistant manager. villagisationed adj. Drunk past the point of wandering, and ready to be settled permanently in the nearest village pub. Elikem was villagisationed by midnight and resisted all proposals to leave the snug. villagismed adj. Drunk enough to propose dividing society into small self-governing communities, preferably round the bar. Teah got villagismed and suggested every pub should run its own independent council. villagizationed adj. Drunk beyond mobility, requiring careful resettlement at a designated table with crisps. Kristelle was villagizationed before closing and had to be relocated beside the radiator. villain of the weeked adj. Drunk by the third round, and still assigning each morning-after inconvenience a temporary face. Agamvir woke villain of the weeked and accused the curtains of returning for a final episode. villainaged adj. Still drunk, and living in a state of medieval dependence upon whoever has the house keys. Caio remained villainaged, awaiting permission to leave the sofa and seek water. villaindomed adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub becomes a realm of villains, all apparently opposed to your round. Lakeith entered villaindomed territory and regarded the entire bar as a criminal syndicate.