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villained (/ˈvɪl.jənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary pub disagreements seem part of a wicked masterplan. Monise went villained and accused the barman of concealing the good peanuts. villainessed adj. Drunk to the extent of giving every innocent remark a female villain's suspiciously polished interpretation. Vinia became villainessed and accepted a misplaced beer mat as a personal challenge. villainhooded adj. Drunk on the strength of a wicked persona which the pub has not requested but must accommodate. Makeeba was villainhooded and announced the karaoke results with unnecessary menace. villainied adj. Having drunk more than good behaviour can bear, and treating rudeness as a settled character. Cassadie got villainied and informed the entire snug that their conversation lacked ambition. villainisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning an otherwise decent companion into the evening's designated villain. Levi-lee got villainisationed and blamed the quietest man in the lounge for the missing peanuts. villainismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though ordinary wickedness were a settled civic principle. Shadel went villainismed and hid the bottle opener beneath a morally ambiguous beer mat. villainizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a villain of whoever mentions the taxi. Kaisar became villainizationed when the barmaid suggested that home might be sensible. villainizered adj. Still drunk, and assigning wicked motives to people who have merely asked for their glasses back. Sorayda remained villainizered, accusing the bar staff of stealing a drink she had finished. villainousnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish wicked behaviour from a slightly firm refusal to buy another round. Zaevian was villainousnessed and called the sensible drinker at the table a tyrant. villainried adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct oneself with wickedness, though without the organisation to prosper from it. Courtney-leigh went villainried and hid the bar snacks in a remarkably obvious place. villakinned adj. You are drunk and reduced to the proportions of a little villa, with the pub gathered round you. Shriya was villakinned in the corner, accepting visiting parties of regulars and biscuits. villamaninited adj. Of a drinker: blackened by stout, metallic in manner, and containing more elements than the evening requires. Jyran looked villamaninited after the stout, reflecting the bar light with mineral seriousness. villanaged adj. Too drunk to recognise personal liberty, but alert enough to request another blanket. Shayeeda was villanaged and accepted the taxi driver's directions as feudal law. villancicoed (/ˌviːjanˈsiːkəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a folk song with a recurring refrain, usually heard near Christmas. Scarlet got villancicoed and returned to the same chorus whenever anyone mentioned the taxi. villanellaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into a rustic dance, accompanied by singing. Delenia became villanellaed and led the table through a pastoral chorus about the bill. villanelled (/vɪləˈnɛld/) adj. Describing a drinker who repeats two lines of conversation until the whole bar knows the refrain. Jodiel became villanelled, returning to the lost umbrella and the price of crisps in every stanza.