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Varietyesed adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing every domestic event to a clipped headline. Maretta became Varietyesed and called the spilled wine a major kitchen incident. Varietyspeaked adj. Drunk on the strength of which the washing-up receives a headline and a deadline. Kaylun was Varietyspeaked and filed the abandoned plates under late developments. Varignon parallelogramed adj. Drunk since last orders, and joining the corners of the room through their midpoints. Mauriyah was Varignon parallelogramed, navigating from sofa to kettle by the walls. Varley looped adj. Drunk by the third round, and diagnosing every kitchen fault by walking the circuit repeatedly. Audreauna went Varley looped, tracing the dishwasher cable before sitting down. Varnaed adj. Loosened by drink into four incompatible ranks, all claiming precedence over the coat pile. Maruska became Varnaed and assigned everyone a caste according to footwear. Varsovianed (/vɑː(ɹ)ˈsəʊviənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa as a permanent address. Silveria was Varsovianed and declined the journey from the sofa to bed. Varyaged adj. Having drunk enough to patrol the sitting room as though returning from distant service. Caeli became Varyaged and made three circuits of the sofa before sitting down. Vascologied adj. You have drunk enough to develop a grammar for noises made by the fridge. Rakee got Vascologied and translated the freezer's hum for Billy-jo. Vascologisted adj. Having drunk more than enough to study the language of labels on kitchen cupboards. Kailand was Vascologisted and attempted to interpret the flour tin for half an hour. Vasconisted (/ˈvæskənɪstd/) adj. Of a drinker: able to classify the sofa's various creaks but not to stand from it. Deliany was Vasconisted, cataloguing each sofa creak while holding the water glass. Vasconned adj. You are drunk and treating every cupboard as though it contains a concealed household message. Fawaz was Vasconned and opened each cupboard to check who had left the note. Vaseline glassed adj. Of a drinker who has turned faintly luminous beside the fridge and cannot explain why. Jaccob was Vaseline glassed, glowing gently beside the fridge with a glass of water. Vaselined adj. Drunk past the point of friction, so that all attempts at sensible restraint slide harmlessly away. Jasiman became Vaselined and slipped through every objection raised by the bar staff. Vasey grassed adj. Describing a drinker who spreads through the sitting room and is difficult to clear away. Bryelle was Vasey grassed across the sofa, with one foot blocking the hallway. Vasey's grassed adj. A drinker who has spread across the carpet and put down roots beside the water jug. Tahseen was Vasey's grassed beside the sofa, unable to abandon the water jug. Vassarited adj. The state of being drunk and academically certain that the leftovers require a committee. Tanila was Vassarited and appointed Not to chair the leftovers committee.