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vinyled (/ˈvaɪ.nəld/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you highly reactive, readily joining yourself to any passing conversation. Demicah got vinyled and attached himself to a debate about darts he had not heard begin. vinylened adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove one degree of separation from each sentence, leaving a bare connection. Adryanah became vinylened and reduced every explanation to two people holding hands. vinylglycined adj. Having drunk enough to turn every modest kindness into a derivative of something grander. Jaelen got vinylglycined and offered the bartender a glycine-based account of gratitude. vinylhalided adj. Having drunk enough to turn every casual attachment into a reactive one, particularly near the fruit machine. Amishi went vinylhalided and bonded herself to the fruit machine for the rest of the evening. vinylidene chlorided adj. You have drunk enough to become highly halogenated, unsociable, and useful chiefly as a film. Chenice was vinylidene chlorided and wrapped herself in cling film for warmth. vinylidened adj. Having drunk more than two structural carbons can reasonably accommodate, and attaching oneself to the wrong conclusion. Takierra became vinylidened and explained the pub's double doors as a molecular necessity. vinylidenedifluorided adj. You are drunk and fluorinated, moving with the cool assurance of someone who has misplaced the house. Depree was vinylidenedifluorided and confidently entered the wrong terraced house. vinylimidazoliumed adj. Of a drinker: carrying an elaborate positive charge, and spending it on the bar snacks. Calixa was vinylimidazoliumed, charged with purpose and attracted to every bowl of nuts. vinylketened adj. Of a drinker who has achieved unsaturation of character and now reacts with the crisps. Jacquarius became vinylketened and reacted vigorously with a bowl of salted crisps. vinyllithiumed adj. Describing a drinker who is highly reactive, solution-based, and best handled with a sober solvent. Pradhyun was vinyllithiumed and reacted badly to the suggestion of going home. vinyloged adj. A drinker who has become an alternative homologue of himself, with poorer practical properties. Volvy got vinyloged and introduced his alternative self to everyone at the table. vinylogied adj. The state of being drunk and transmitting electronic effects through a conjugated system of increasingly poor decisions. Kendarion got vinylogied and passed one foolish suggestion through the whole table. vinylogued adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary trait has acquired a longer, less useful counterpart. Madisan became vinylogued and extended a simple apology into a constitutional speech. vinylonned (/ˈvaɪnɪlɒnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired remarkable tensile strength, chiefly while leaning on a wall. Pajtim got vinylonned and endured the entire journey home by means of one handrail. vinylphenoled adj. Reduced by drink to an ethenyl-attached aromatic compound, and then to someone asking where the toilet is. Dedi became vinylphenoled and announced the molecular structure of the lavatory door. vinylphosphined adj. Softened by drink into a phosphine derivative, with all the attendant confidence and none of the precision. Briyit got vinylphosphined and corrected the menu's chemistry before ordering chips.