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Veblen gooded adj. Describing a drinker who orders dearer drinks precisely because the price has become the attraction. Havana-rose was Veblen gooded and selected the most expensive lager without reading the menu. Vectensianed adj. A drinker who has made the bar a temporary island and refuses all routes inland. Daniely was Vectensianed, marooned beside the pumps and unwilling to cross the room. Veda breaded adj. A drinker so far gone that every round has acquired the dense, sweet persistence of malt loaf. Kayrene was Veda breaded, chewing thoughtfully through a sandwich she had forgotten to swallow. Vedaismed adj. The state of being drunk and consulting ancient authority before choosing the next drink. Xaveon was Vedaismed, searching the beer mat for guidance on a suitable fourth round. Vedalled adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a protective outer layer and ceased noticing the draught. Martis was Vedalled, impervious to the cold whenever the door opened. Vedantisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has found a profound explanation for the empty glass. Arpan was Vedantisted and explained that the missing pint represented a deeper unity. Veddaed adj. Softened by drink into someone who regards the pub's rough edges with complete calm. Shadena was Veddaed, accepting the sticky table and crooked stool without complaint. Veddahed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with an unexpectedly pointed answer for every question. Yuina was Veddahed, correcting the quizmaster with a finger raised over her half. Veddoided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful crossing, with each step separately negotiated. Rayonia was Veddoided, taking several minutes to reach the lavatory across the empty floor. Vedismed adj. Drunk and treating familiar drinking rituals as teachings requiring careful observance. Lacrecia was Vedismed, conducting the pouring of the round with ceremonial seriousness. Vedisted adj. Having drunk more than doctrine can accommodate, and now regarding the bar mat as scripture. Donchevell became Vedisted and delivered a homily to the ashtray. Vee Dubbed adj. You have drunk enough to steer an imaginary hatchback through the crisps. Kap got Vee Dubbed and parallel-parked beside the fireplace. Vee Dubbered adj. You are drunk and prepared to discuss German engineering with a coat stand. Kameesha went Vee Dubbered and praised the coat stand's reliable German construction. Veed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the alphabet, but still able to identify one particular letter with confidence. Kerrin was Veed, pointing at the cereal box and naming its largest letter repeatedly. Veepstakesed adj. Still drunk, and weighing every companion against the demanding office of getting you home. Maudeen was Veepstakesed, interviewing friends for the vacant position of responsible adult. Vegaed (/ˈveɪɡəd/) adj. Of a drinker: advancing with seventies confidence, provided the route contains no corners. Keiley was Vegaed and attempted the straight journey from sofa to sink.