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viperousnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has made venomous suspicion the governing principle of the evening. Taheem was viperousnessed and accused the coat stand of withholding information. vipped adj. The state of being drunk and accorded, by yourself, the privileges of a very important person. Ravonte was vipped and expected the staircase to clear a private route. vippered adj. A drinker who has mistaken the public house for an anonymous message board and contributed accordingly. viprostoled adj. A drinker so far gone that bodily regulation has become an experimental prostaglandin analogue. Mkayla was viprostoled and required careful observation near the revolving door. viqualined adj. The state of being drunk and pharmacologically persuaded that anxiety is a problem best answered with another round. viquidiled adj. The condition of a drinker who has treated the pub as a cerebrovascular disorder requiring immediate intervention. virabhadrasanaed (/ˌviːɹəbəˈdɹɑːsənəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who stretches grandly into a standing pose while insisting that balance is optional. viracided adj. Still drunk, and attempting to destroy every trace of last night’s messages before breakfast. Freya-leigh was viracided, deleting the group chat one regrettable message at a time. viraemiaed adj. Reduced by drink to carrying the evening through the bloodstream, with no organ accepting responsibility. viraemicked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose bloodstream appears to have acquired a viral passenger. viraginitied adj. Emboldened by drink to exhibit the formidable qualities of a legendary quarreller, particularly when correcting the bill. virago sleeved adj. Having drunk enough to wake with two puffy arms of indignation, gathered above the elbows. viragoed (/vɪˈɹɑːɡəʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to greet the morning with belligerence at the slightest provocation. viral enveloped adj. You are drunk and wrapped in a coating of blanket, curtains, and last night's clothes. viral loaded adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated enough alcohol for the bodily evidence to become measurable by household observation. viral marketinged adj. Describing a drinker who has made last night's mistake reproduce itself by word of mouth. Bristol was viral marketinged by breakfast, as every guest had heard the same story.