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viral mediaed adj. A drinker who has passed the evening from person to person, leaving the same story in each household. viral sexed adj. A drinker so far gone that two separate accounts have combined overnight into one regrettable version. viral vectored adj. The condition of a drinker who has delivered the evening's genetic material into every conversation nearby. Thadeus was viral vectored by breakfast, inserting his recollection into every available conversation. viralitied adj. The drunkenness of one who spreads through the morning by word of mouth before appearing in person. Zarina was viralitied by breakfast, discussed in the kitchen before she reached it. viralizationed adj. Reduced by drink to a story that has gone round the household before the drinker has recovered it. viralled (/ˈvaɪɹəld/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to spread through the household by whispered account before breakfast. viralnessed adj. Softened by drink into something that spreads gently through the morning, chiefly by anecdote. Delphie was viralnessed by nine, her quiet confession travelling from room to room. viramaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a morning without its inherent vowel: clipped, dry, and difficult to continue. viramidined adj. Loosened by drink into a medicinal morning of water, tablets, and careful silence. Elijah-lee was viramidined by breakfast, treating the headache with solemn pharmacology. virandaed adj. Emboldened by drink to address the garden at length, despite having no architectural authority there. Kimsey was virandaed and delivered a speech to the hydrangeas. virandahed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a roofed gallery, requiring several minutes to cross the sitting room. Zlata was virandahed, progressing towards the sofa by stages. virandoed adj. Drunk and extending along the outside of the house, though presently confined to one patio chair. J'adore was virandoed, conducting the evening from beside the flowerpots. virazoled adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe the morning after as though it were a condition with a recognised treatment. vircatored adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a virtual cathode oscillator awaiting sufficient charge. Martinique was vircatored by breakfast, taking several seconds to answer each ordinary question. virched (/vɜːtʃd/) adj. Drunk and inhabiting a virtual reality in which the bedroom is level and the floor negotiable. virelaied (/ˈvɪɹəleɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning proceeds in three-line units, with the second and sixth thoughts recurring.