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virgatosphinctinned adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, fossilised deliberation of an ammonite in no hurry. virgavirused adj. Drunk and spreading botanical certainty through the room without infecting anything sensibly. virged adj. Drunk to the point where any stick becomes a ceremonial wand and every gesture an order. Allaina got virged and blessed the jukebox with a breadstick. virgered adj. You have drunk enough to bear an emblem of office, though its authority exists chiefly in your imagination. virgied adj. Drunk enough to announce a lifelong innocence that the evening has not supported. virgilited adj. Drunk beyond the point where a colourless mineral seems less plausible than a new identity. virgilled adj. Drunk past the point of treating a slash as punctuation rather than a decision. Hasel got virgilled and separated every sentence with a dramatic slash. virgin birthed adj. Drunk, with the result that new plans appear spontaneously and without prior agreement. Annie-claude got virgin birthed and produced a fully formed plan to buy a vineyard. virgin fielded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every unvisited place seem available for immediate conquest. virgin forested adj. Drunk to the extent of preserving every untouched idea, including several best left undisturbed. virgin honeyed adj. Drunk on the strength of declarations that arrive unbidden, golden, and impossible to extract. virgin of the sunned adj. Drunk since last orders, and serving the empire of one’s own decisions under a solemn vow. virgin oiled adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every decision has been made at the first pressing. virgin olive oiled adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every first attempt as proof of unrepeatable purity. virgin parchmented adj. Softened by drink into a delicate domestic specimen, best left flat beside the glass of water. virgin soil epidemicked adj. Loosened by drink into spreading through an untouched household, with the glasses as first cases.