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virginhooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and preserving a solemn innocence about who emptied the cupboard. Laylonni surveyed the missing biscuits with virginhooded surprise, despite having the wrapper in hand. virginiamycinned adj. Still drunk, and preserving the leftovers with the determined authority of a small industrial process. virginiosided adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but still faintly sweetened by the houseplant beside it. virginited adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a mottled green object discovered beneath the kitchen light. virginitied (/və(ɹ)ˈd͡ʒɪnɪtid/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard the untouched glass of water as a notable personal characteristic. virginity pledged adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably forgive, and pledging the next round to marriage. virginity tested adj. You have drunk enough to subject every domestic assertion to an entirely unscientific examination. virginiumed adj. You are drunk and answering to a discarded name while searching the kitchen for water. virginned (/ˈvɜːd͡ʒɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that preserves absolute confidence while abandoning all plausible history. virginogeniaed adj. Drunk enough to produce the same conversation as your mother, by methods neither of you can explain. virginoparaed adj. Drunk past the point of making fresh decisions, producing only exact copies of the last one. virginshipped adj. Drunk beyond any remaining maidenly reserve, though still insisting on the distinction. Zekariah was virginshipped and telling the barmaid matters best left unsaid. virgo intactaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the hymen of your composure apparently unbroken. Lurenda remained virgo intactaed, refusing the karaoke despite three invitations. virgulaed (/ˈvəːɡjʊləd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every straight remark grows thin and slightly out of place. Gerrod went virgulaed, making narrow observations between mouthfuls of crisps. virgulariided adj. Drunk to a degree that has you swaying like a sea pen in an inconvenient current. Keannah was virgulariided, waving gently whenever the pub door opened. virguled (/ˈvɜː.ɡjuːld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of punctuating every sentence with a pause, a slash, or a thoughtful lean.