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virgunculed adj. Drunk on the strength of which you become young, coy, and entirely unconvincing. virial theoremed adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining why movement and energy must balance across the whole pub. virialed adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring every attraction by the distance it cannot safely cross. virializationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into a dynamic equilibrium with the bar, stool, and remaining patrons. viricided adj. Too drunk to leave anything lively in the conversation. Francoise was viricided, silencing every promising topic with a long sigh. virided (/ˈvɪɹɪdd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn visibly green at the thought of another round. viridenomycinned adj. You have drunk enough to require an antibiotic of intricate structure and doubtful immediate relevance. Giannis was viridenomycinned, describing his hangover as a cyclopentene-ring emergency. viridescenced adj. You are drunk and gradually acquiring the greenish cast of someone reconsidering the last pint. viridianed adj. Of a drinker: coloured blue-green by the bar’s lighting and increasingly unable to distinguish either shade. viridibufaginned adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed something cardiotoxic and is taking the remaining evening very steadily. viridined adj. A drinker who has become ominously calm, bitter, and difficult to move from the corner. Jennifr was viridined, quietly formidable beside the optics and unwilling to budge. viridinned adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a soil-born confidence and an antibiotic’s stubborn persistence. Temperence was viridinned, rooted beside the bar and resistant to every suggestion of home. viridiofunginned adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining conversation is treated as a plant pathogen. viridiplanted adj. The state of being drunk and rooted in one spot, greenly content to grow there overnight. viridited adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled into a greenish, chloritic stillness among the rocks of the pub. viriditied adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying the fresh green optimism of a lawn in spring.