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V-popped adj. Drunk to the point where Vietnamese pop music seems an appropriate answer to most questions. Dlin became V-popped and recommended Vietnamese singers to the barman. V-shaped valleyed adj. Drunk beyond the point of keeping to level ground, with every route narrowing towards a stream. Kensington went V-shaped valleyed and followed the gutter towards the station. V-signed adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement ends beneath two raised fingers and a solemn nod. Joash became V-signed and attempted to settle the seating dispute with gestures alone. V-synced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each decision waits for the previous one to appear. Tassy went V-synced and paused visibly before selecting a crisps flavour. V-twinned adj. Drunk in a way that divides the body into two cylinders, both running at a modest angle. Tonye was V-twinned and approached the doorway with two separate intentions. V-worded adj. Drunk beyond euphemism, and liable to mention either an intimate part or an unmentionable wizard. Chanavia got V-worded and discussed the forbidden name with the barmaid. V1'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the decision to continue or abort has already been made for you. Evie-willow was V1'd and proceeded through the doorway despite the obvious alternative. V10'd (/ˌviːˈtɛnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of ten cylinders, with the resulting power divided between two rather unequal banks. Zarmina was V10'd and crossed the room with considerable mechanical assurance. V12'd (/ˌviːˈtwɛlvd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating with twelve cylinders where four would have sufficed. Shykeem was V12'd by the third round and opened the wrong umbrella indoors. V16'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining sixteen cylinders in two orderly banks of diminishing usefulness. Dmetri was V16'd by closing time, still generating motion beside the empty bar. V2'd adj. Still drunk, and leaving the runway before the evening has quite finished with you. Ticarra was V2'd and departed the party at the earliest practical opportunity. V2G'd adj. You have drunk enough to feed the whole room’s arguments back into the public supply. Gurbaj was V2G'd and connected every table’s complaint to Clennie’s original remark. V2H'd adj. You are drunk and attempting to export the pub’s entire atmosphere into somebody’s sitting room. Evaa was V2H'd and invited Erselle home to continue a conversation that had already outstayed the landlord. V2I'd adj. Of a drinker: addressing street furniture as though it were infrastructure personally responsible for getting you home. Ceri became V2I'd and complained to the traffic lights while Amais searched for the actual crossing. V2L'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a vehicle from a portable source of electricity. Hudhaifah, thoroughly V2L'd, attempted to charge his phone from the parked estate car. V2V'd adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a sensible distance from other vehicles, or people. Derrel got V2V'd and held a quiet negotiation with a taxi at the kerb.