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viriditoxinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a mould-derived antibacterial compound, and now relying on it to settle an argument. viridnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and possessed of a greenness more botanical than financial. viridofulvinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to reciting an enormous chemical name before ordering chips. Jibran went viridofulvinned, naming every syllable of the compound to the taxi driver. virile membered adj. Slowed by drink to regarding one particular anatomical fact as a sufficient contribution. virilenessed adj. Still drunk, and carrying oneself with considerable potency until confronted by a stuck jar. Vasu remained virilenessed, declaring the pickle jar an opponent of stature. virilescenced adj. Too drunk to remain ordinary, and gradually acquiring the solemn attributes of a garden statue. viriliaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub lavatory's anatomical diagram as an official notice. virilisationed adj. You have drunk enough to develop a formidable bearing, followed by an urgent need for the lavatory. virilismed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a grandiose transformation, chiefly in the direction of carrying more shopping bags. virilitied (/vəˈɹɪlɪtid/) adj. Having drunk more than was strictly necessary, and now treating the ability to stand as evidence of vigour. Joshim was virilitied and challenged the revolving door to a contest of endurance. virilizationed adj. You are drunk and acquiring an imposing air which collapses upon encountering a coat stand. virilizered adj. Of a drinker: a protein-like agent of grand transformation, chiefly concerned with inflating one’s confidence. Caide became virilizered and reorganised the pub's napkin supply. virilocalitied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the nearest male relative’s house as headquarters, despite living elsewhere. virinoed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a protective coat of borrowed proteins and fallen asleep beside the radiator. viriomed adj. A drinker who has accumulated an entire population of small viral particles, chiefly in the trouser pocket. virioned (/ˈvaɪɹiənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that one solitary particle seems to constitute the entire organism. Haidon was virioned, sitting alone beneath the television like a complete ecosystem.