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virioplanktonned adj. The state of being drunk and free-swimming, with no fixed direction beyond the next available seat. Anabeatriz was virioplanktonned, drifting between tables in search of a chair. virioplasmed adj. Drunk to the point where the gathering becomes a centre for assembling fresh rumours. viritoped adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every conversation to one identifiable strand, usually the weather. virivored adj. Softened by drink into consuming viruses as though they were a reasonable diet. virivoried adj. The drunkenness of one who consumes invisible pathogens in theory, then orders a sandwich in practice. virled adj. Softened by drink into a narrow metal fitting, and consequently incapable of supporting a coat. virmilioned adj. A drinker so far gone that his face has acquired an obsolete shade of red and his opinions likewise. virocelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a productive infected cell, manufacturing excuses at an impressive rate. viroceptored adj. Loosened by drink into a false receptor, welcoming every passing suggestion as though it belonged. virocontroled adj. Emboldened by drink to combat invisible pathogens with a coaster and an air of official purpose. virodiversitied adj. Slowed by drink to cataloguing the room’s viral variety, beginning and ending with the common cold. virogened adj. Having drunk enough to make every gathering feel like a family occasion, including strangers at nearby tables. virogenesised adj. Having drunk more than enough to produce a new strain of conversation, resistant to interruption. virogenomicsed adj. You have drunk enough to catalogue the entire room by its recurring conversational patterns. Marua got virogenomicsed and identified which guests would mention work before dessert. viroided adj. You are drunk and spreading through the company without a protective covering or an invitation. viroimmunologied adj. Of a drinker: studying who in the room has developed resistance to your latest story.