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virtual keyboarded adj. Drunk on the strength of entering every thought one cautious character at a time. virtual machine monitored adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a sober observer between intention and movement. virtual machined adj. Still drunk, and running a slower, isolated version of yourself inside the morning. virtual marketed adj. Having drunk enough to treat each proposed step as a prediction whose outcome remains uncertain. Jaquai was virtual marketed, treating each step towards the taxi as an uncertain prediction. virtual memoried adj. The drunkenness of one who has borrowed recollections from the sofa, the kitchen, and an unreliable glass. Syer was virtual memoried, paging through borrowed memories of fetching water. virtual methoded adj. You have drunk enough to let whoever is nearest override your usual way of doing things. Eugie became virtual methoded and copied Lakhai’s careful sideways descent. virtual organizationed adj. Of a drinker: present in several places by message, but physically located nowhere useful. virtual particled adj. Drunk past the point of remaining in one place or with one thought for any measurable interval. virtual petted adj. Drunk beyond treating the phone's imaginary companion as the most reliable company in the room. virtual pianoed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every tabletop suitable for a silent keyboard recital. virtual private networked adj. Drunk to the extent of operating a secure, widely distributed circle that excludes everyone outside it. virtual private servered adj. A drinker so far gone that they are running their own parallel evening alongside everyone else at the same table, invisible to the others and convinced the arrangement is perfectly normal. virtual proxied adj. Drunk by the third round, and controlling access to the expensive resource of getting home. virtual real moded adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the ordinary rules of the real world had been suspended. Latesha went virtual real moded at closing time, treating the taxi rank as optional. virtual realitied (/ˈvɜː(ɹ)tʃuəl ɹiːˈælɪtid/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the route home from a convincingly simulated version of it. Stellarose was virtual realitied and congratulated the coat stand on reaching the station. virtual safety carred adj. Having drunk enough to follow an imaginary escort home at a regulated pace, with overtaking prohibited.