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virtual seasonned adj. Having drunk more than enough to produce unofficial further episodes of the evening with willing collaborators. virtual sexed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct an intimate conversation through every available electronic channel. virtual temperatured adj. You are drunk and requiring an atmospheric adjustment to appear as dense as you presently feel. virtual unrollinged adj. Of a drinker who has gradually unfolded the entire evening in public, one layer and one round at a time. virtual unwrappinged adj. Describing a drinker who inspects the contents of every mystery without opening it, especially on the journey home. Caidenn got virtual unwrappinged, reconstructing the sealed takeaway before it was opened. virtualed (/ˈvɜːt͡ʃʊəld/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where simulated events seem sufficiently real. virtualisationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has transferred the evening into separate manageable versions, none requiring immediate departure. virtualisered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every pub fixture as a service awaiting virtualisation. virtualismed adj. A drinker who has made the evening chiefly a matter of appearances, possibilities, and another round. virtualisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's unreal explanations acquire the authority of settled doctrine. Castyn was virtualisted and preached that the missing coat existed in principle. virtualitied adj. The state of being drunk and present only in a provisional version of the evening. virtualizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the physical evening into a set of remote, parallel arrangements. Zoelie virtualizationed the evening into parallel bookings, remote toasts, and one physical empty chair. virtualizered adj. Drunk by the third round, and providing imaginary machinery for every task in hand. virtualnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and uncertain whether anything present possesses physical existence. virtue ethicisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to assess every stranger by character, habit, and the deficiencies thereof. Leonas became virtue ethicisted and ranked the table by courage, temperance, and shirt choice. virtue ethicsed adj. Having drunk enough to make character, rather than consequences, the sole admissible basis of judgement. Giorgina grew virtue ethicsed and rejected the taxi because its driver lacked suitable magnificence.