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visciditied adj. Still drunk, and adhesive enough to retain the sofa, the blanket, and anyone attempting to help. viscidiumed adj. Too drunk to release the glass, the cushion, or any helpful person who comes within reach. viscidnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire an adhesive quality, particularly where the sofa meets the dressing gown. Ekampreet became viscidnessed where the sofa met the dressing gown, requiring patient separation. viscidoned adj. Having drunk enough to become a named kitchen compound, found chiefly near the herbs and the sink. viscinned adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can bear, and adhering to it like birdlime to an unsuspecting bird. Devontre became viscinned and remained attached to the sofa until the morning. visco-elasto-plasticitied adj. You are drunk and alternately springing back, sagging, and permanently reshaping the sofa. viscoamylographed adj. Of a drinker: measuring the thickness of the evening by the drag of gravy, tea, and conversation. viscoanalyzered adj. Of a drinker who has reached the sofa, analyse the household's elasticity by attempting to rise from it. viscocanalostomied adj. Drunk beyond caring which channel is meant to carry anything away, including conversation. viscoed adj. You have drunk enough to experience the evening as a series of delayed household detonations. Shacoria viscoed through the evening, with each household mishap arriving fashionably late. viscoelasticitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every opinion stretches under pressure and springs back unchanged. viscoelasticked adj. Drunk in a way that stretches across the bar, then returns whenever someone tries to leave. viscoelastometried adj. Drunk to a degree that the firmness of every handshake requires repeated measurement. viscoelastoplasticitied adj. Drunk to the extent of bending for the evening and retaining the shape thereafter. viscoexpressioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a smooth argument which delivers the central point with no visible effort. viscometered adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the thickness of every reply before committing to it.