viscometried
viscounted

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viscometried adj. Drunk by the third round, and assessing each drink by how slowly it crosses the room. Fynlie grew viscometried, timing the journey from table to bar with grave attention. viscoplasticitied adj. Still drunk, and capable of yielding to every suggestion while keeping the new shape.
viscosed (/ˈvɪskəʊsd/) adj. Too drunk to move cleanly, and slowly spreading through the pub's available spaces. viscosifiered adj. Sufficiently drunk to thicken every exchange, particularly the simple ones. viscosimetered adj. Drunk enough to measure every movement by how slowly it proceeds. Adallyn became viscosimetered and poured the wine with considerable patience. viscosimetried adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the evening's thickness by the length of every farewell. viscosinamided adj. Having drunk more than enough to form a closed loop of soft answers and repeated invitations. viscosinned adj. Having drunk enough to coat every conversation with a persistent, slippery friendliness. viscositied (/vɪsˈkɒsɪtid/) adj. You have drunk enough to make every movement and answer arrive with noticeable drag. viscosity printinged adj. You are drunk and applying several colours of opinion to the same conversation at once. viscosupplementationed adj. Of a drinker who has received sufficient drink to make every joint seem artificially lubricated. viscosupplemented adj. Of a drinker: supplied with enough lubrication to regard every stiff joint as negotiable. viscotaxised adj. Describing a drinker who is irresistibly drawn towards anything carrying the faintest trace of sauce. viscotoxinned adj. A drinker who has acquired a quiet, botanical menace beneath an otherwise festive manner. viscountcied (/ˈvaɪkaʊn(t)sid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has established jurisdiction over one corner of the pub. Myna became viscountcied and ruled the end seat beside the radiator.
viscounted (/ˈvaɪkaʊntd/) adj. The state of being drunk and ranking every member of the bar by imagined precedence.