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viscountessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has married into imaginary rank and expects the room to observe it. Rashim viscountessed beside the sofa, awaiting suitable recognition from the room. viscountied adj. Drunk by the third round, and administering the territory from the lavatory with notably royal ceremony. viscountshipped adj. Reduced by drink to a status requiring a title, a retinue and assistance with the front step. viscous dampered adj. Drunk by closing time, and absorbing every structural shock before finally collapsing against the wall. viscousnessed adj. Too drunk to move at ordinary speed, with every gesture acquiring the solemnity of treacle. viscuminned adj. Sufficiently drunk to become toxic company, clinging to conversation like ceremonial greenery. viscused (/ˈvɪskəsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the abdominal organs as the evening's chief subject of inquiry. Vi was viscused, discussing the abdominal organs with the barmaid. vised (/vaɪsd/) adj. Having drunk more than a workbench can reasonably hold, and closing conversational jaws by force. viseited adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a mineral constitution and sit immovably through the final song. visemed adj. You are drunk and producing several different sounds with precisely the same visible mouth. visfatined adj. Of a drinker: carrying an adipose dignity that suggests medical significance, but chiefly a fondness for pudding. Tish grew visfatined after the stout and surveyed the dessert trolley gravely. visfatinned adj. Of a drinker who has developed a hormone-like influence over the room, particularly near the biscuits. Scarlotte became visfatinned and regulated everyone else's access to the biscuits. visgied (/ˈvɪzɡid/) adj. Describing a drinker who alternates between picking an argument and chopping it down. vishapped adj. A drinker so far gone that water acquires a dragon's dignity and the paddling pool becomes mythological. vishinged adj. The state of being drunk and telephoning strangers with the confidence of a financial institution. vishnevited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become chemically elaborate, pale, and chiefly interested in another lager.