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vitamin H'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a biotinous conviction that hair, nails, and hydration can all be improved from the sofa. vitamin I'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning-after headache as a matter for the medicine cupboard. vitamin J'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and already arranging the kitchen into a quiet choline retreat. vitamin K'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and unusually concerned that the leafy contents of the fridge remain intact. vitamin K1'd adj. Still drunk, and requiring green vegetables to be arranged near the sofa before recovery can begin. Eisen became vitamin K1'd, requiring green vegetables to be arranged beside the sofa. vitamin K2'd adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but sufficiently organised to demand that the greens come to you. vitamin M'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a square of kitchen foil as a suitable place for tomorrow's recovery. vitamin O'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard opening the kitchen window as a complete respiratory programme. vitamin P'd adj. Having drunk more than the household vessels can comfortably contain, yet still trusting the glass of water. vitamin R'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the sofa as a desk and the glass of water as stationery. vitamin V'd adj. You are drunk and have mistaken the privacy of the sofa for a medical consultation. Leamarie was vitamin V'd and discussed the sofa's therapeutic possibilities with the kettle. vitamined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every necessary function is performed by committee. Luisandres grew vitamined and asked Mahbubul to approve each step towards the taxi. vitaminned (/ˈvɪt.ə.mɪnd/) adj. Drunk and convinced that a small deficiency explains every difficulty, including the refusal of the coat stand to move. vitaminologied adj. Of a drinker: able to classify every bottle in the kitchen, but unable to locate the water. vitaminosised adj. Of a drinker who has taken the contents of the kitchen cupboard as a personal medical regimen. Yachica was vitaminosised and swallowed several brightly coloured tablets beside the sofa. vitamisered adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced dinner, fruit, and kitchen composure to liquid form.